Dechristo

Eric Johnson, no shit! Should be in top 5 at least. Lindsay Buckingham? No shit! Amazing, jaw-dropping sweeps of a tail

after reading this thread, I've developed the mind of a sperm in a gooey tissue

Fuck you! First, get the sand out of your vagina and we'll give 'er a go!

will chicken o' the sea suffice?

feckless incarnate

Yeah, right. Everytime you write that, the metaphor created is of you, straining to suck your own pitifull Kevpwn.

[nasty/wet/fart/sound] I agree, but the list is the greatest guitarist….not greatest rock guitarist. I love BB and his music. He should be in the 90’s…..not top 10. This list is fucked from the beginning……I would love to sit with the person or persons who made this list and slap them silly. How can you put a bunch of no namers and folks who wrote 3 cord songs be in front of EVH? Eddied (like it or not) took us (the listeners) in a new direction in 78. He is one of the most influential guitarist of our time. He should be in the top 10……Malsteen is not on the list, neither is Paco De Luca. Who has played for 30 years beside John McLaughlin. My list top 10: (not necessarily in this order) Jimmy Hendrix Eric Clapton Jimmy Page Eddie Van Halen Randy Roads Chuck Berry Joe Satriani Joe Pass John McLaughlin Ingwie Malmsteen This, of course is open for interpretation…..just like this 100 best from Rolling Stone. [/nasty/wet/fart/sound]

Look it up, Kevpwn. It could be the beginning of the end of your literary fecklessness.

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For some folks, there's no other way of teaching them of the dangers of cellphones.

How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?!?

Ken, you're confusing that competition with what Kevpwn excells in: The Air Head Championship. Kevpwn and Seafawk were in the finals together when Seafawk said something semi-intelligible and knocked Kevpwn into first place.

hiking 23 miles out to the highway because your partner forgot a lug wrench to change a flat tire on his '76 LandCruiser.

Do you suffer from the drip, drip, drip, of gonorrhea?

If I had a cellphone I'd ring it in the mor-or-nin' I'd ring it in the evenin' All over this la-annd I'd ring it out danger I'd ring it out - war-ar-nin' I'd ring it out the love between muh Brothuhs 'n' muh Sistuhs Ah-allll over this la-a-a-and oo-oo-oo-oo

Johnny Winter?

Wes Montgomery, Earl Klugh, George Benson?

The best climber is the one having the most... ...fun.

I didn't see Chet Atkins on the list. Knopfler would probably have an objection to that.

Now, if you'd rephrase that explanation without polysyllabic words, Kevpwn might gain an understanding.

They oughta start the Sasquatch Express.

My ringtone has Dave Chappelle screaming, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"

I just saw on the news where an elderly woman was attacked by a rabid coyote outside her home in Holly, CO.; the first such attack in Colorado in forty years. her husband fought it off. She got away with seven stitches and a series of rabies shots.

Whats the matter, got sand in your vagina?

Evil-Muthuh-Feckin'-Prick?!?!?!?!