DirtyHarry

That's a lot of gaiters!! that dude in the middle is sporting the "I'm a bad-ass biker guy" look with that bandana and 'stache. Don't fuck with him.

The effect of direct sunlight on skin that pasty would be downright UGLY.

That dude on the right has invisible skis. Awesome!

Tastes like chicken.

It IS almost St. Patties Day.

TR Red M&M's

Shit man I didn't even know you were old enough to drink chang. Crazy. Oh, your kid is supposed to be born on my birthday, BTW. Sorry.

... is my spotter.

Sad. There's definitly better shit around.

But oh shit its raining today. Funny how the weather changes day to day. Crazy.

Just b/c that's what your girlfriend says to you on a nightly basis, doesn't mean it works here. Get some new material, Jack.

Yeah! Straight Outa Everett, beotch.

Sounds like you're more likely to run into a grip of alpine hardman wannabes, drowning in self-loathing as they closet-shop the outdoor retail megalith they so vituperously slander in public. "GRRR, where's some core shit I can buy and then return after my dog eats it? Fuck, I hope Twight don't spot me in this prissy joint. Gawd, I hate myself...grrr." Speaking of shopping, where do you get your nails done and buy all the rest of your metrosexual paraphenalia?

Didn't someone turn this photo into some rad album-cover art? That was great.

I don't think you went to Givler's either. You must have been lost, you should have gone with these guys instead.

Horseshit. Givler's crack is fun to solo. The friction climb with the widely spaced bolts up there is tricky. Bo Derek is fun.

Fucking sick steep, brah.

Make your own out of Mike Layton's t-shirt art

Look, Doris, I think these yellow drapes will match the crevasse over there. What do you think?

How do you work up a good appetite just bouldering?

Good thing we brought these nalgene thermal insulators. A cold front may blow in and it could be -20 in 10 minutes.

My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old.

Normally I'd say something about that 20 feet of 7 mil on your harness, but I imagine you were planning on using it for something else besides climbing.

Beth Roddens hot these days.