DirtyHarry

Don't listen to these haters, dude. Go for it.

Die.

Does REI have the new MLU-Crockpot-Avylungs in yet?

I personally feel that if the climbers on Hood had a crockpot they would have been saved. There should be a rule that all climbers must carry a crockpot.

I'm sorry but I don't see the harm in discussing it. And for all you to jump down anyone throat for wanting really shows your immaturity. So please examine yourself before you try to examine me. As Oly says, arguing on the interweb is a lot like the Special Olympics. No matter who wins, when its all over,you still feel retarted.

Cool pic. I like the hunter orange touque better though.

Not only am I arrogant, but I am also retarted, because I don't understand how calling any earlier would have helped the gentlemen on Hood since any potential rescuers could not have been able to get to the climbers until the storm stopped anyway. But what do I know, I don't even carry an IUD, or PLU or whatever.

RIght on kids. I love Zion. Looks like you were movin pretty efficiently.

Hello. I just called to say "I love you." sickie

For the weight of an MLU, you could easily carry half a fifth of Jamison's 12 yr. And, really, what's more important than that?

What are th e GPS 'cords?

I am famished. Chicken wings! CHICKEN WINGS!!!

Toss in some archery and you've got the next Olympic sport.

You are sure to be the next one to die if you don't use you cell phone to call for rescue on that 500 ft high peak. And better learn to arrest a freefall with your ice pick if you hope to survive.

As it were, I'm off to learn to discern between different types of snow. Toodles. Oh, someone get off their lazy ass and get Tva... some more cognac.

I've seen Oly's ass and I wouldn't say it's arrogant. Nice. Definitly nice. But not arrogant.

Because christmas is truly about presents, I got a cool teched out Suunto watch as a gift. It tells you all sorts of shit like the weather on Mars and the body temperature and heart rate of the nearest taun taun. I think it also gives you the power to time travel, but I haven't figured out which buttons to push yet. I will be unstoppable now, sure to complete some gnar FWA's (first winter ascents) on some steep inclines. Sick. Whatever you guys got for christmas, festivus, or kwanza my cool watch is better.

Fun. Good times. Titties. Beer.

Wut up Sky. Skiied those cliffs again yesterday. It was frigging sweet. I even launched some shit. No crevasse falls though.

Apparently steep inclines are only located at the tops of mountains now.

I will climb this route in a ballerina suit and tutu one day.

Wow. This is some classic shit.

Polish climbers don't count.

Tell that to Abe Linkun.

Congratulations. Glad to hear you made it back safe so you can go play in the hills. Right on!