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  1. And " a lot of cute bitches."
  2. DirtyHarry

    Ambergris

    Frequently in the form of letters and words.
  3. Sad attempt to get attention.
  4. Sounds dumb.
  5. You're a bipolar schizofrenic who is a danger to herself and others?
  6. Changing arvarters is lame
  7. Chuck Norris.
  8. That's 'cause you're a cracker. Cracker.
  9. Where's that dynamo coming from?
  10. DirtyHarry

    BAD BEER

    I'd say we can claim Ranier or Olympia, but since they are both brewed in Milwaukee now, the Seahawks will have to claim Triple Skinny Rasberry Lattes with Dillatante chocolate flakes or some shit.
  11. Then kick some smooth Lionel Ritchee tunes.
  12. DirtyHarry

    Ambergris

    That's different.
  13. DirtyHarry

    Ambergris

    That's just gross. I'm not allowing my boyfriend to wear lipstick anymore.
  14. Out with the old, In with the new- Clouds have arrived, Gone is the blue. The westerly flow’s, Pounding on the door- Puttin’ snow on the crust, And load on the hoar. Showers this morning, Then more snow after that At least temps stay low, About where they’re at. This creates more weak layers And buries the hoar- Makes Friday thru Sunday, Anything but a bore. Friday’s showers and winds, Should increase by night- Making the weekend, A rather dangerous delight. A good front Saturday, Windy, snowy and cool- Should make slabs more likely, As a reasonable rule. Then warming on Sunday With heavy rain or wet snow- Should make bigger slabs, More than ready to go. Danger should climb, And it might not stop- Until it reaches, Pretty close to the top. So if you’re plannin’ this weekend, To sample the snow- Make sure you’re prepared- And know how to go. Be aware and be cautious, Be objective and think- And don’t go ahead, If red lights blink. There will be other times, Other slopes and great snow- And you’ll be much better off If that’s when you go -From NOAA / ANWAC Well, atleast some of you got some alpine this week while the rest of us were workin for the man. Saturday should be some good pooder though.
  15. Dick Armey
  16. I hear that Eric character is a homo, can't ski for shit, and sucks at basketball. I wish I had three hands, so I could give your climb three thumbs down!!! HAHA. Nice work. That's some pretty bitchin new wave ski mountaineering celebration shit, bitches!!!
  17. Baseball mit slung through the handlebars too, of course.
  18. Ice axes are for hikers and Minnesotans.
  19. Nice Job, Blake!!! That's killer. Did you guys go in from Hwy 20 Mazama or what?
  20. That's sooooo 2002.
  21. It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. I'm quite serious. I was hoping to establish Camp One at point 500 ft. Then in a daring feet of high altitude alpinism, push the high camp all the way up to 850 ft. There, I would wait for a weather window, climb out of the corn field inversion, and make a dash for the summit, girth hitching only rusty tractor parts for pro. Wearing camo the whole time, of course.
  22. Does that mean I can't crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota?
  23. It always makes me laugh when I see people wearing their camo hunting clothes around, which is pretty common where I live, when its not even close to hunting season. I mean that is fucking RED NECK.
  24. It always makes me laugh when I see people wearing their camo hunting clothes around, which is pretty common where I live, when its not even close to hunting season.
  25. likewise.
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