Ireneo_Funes

You're like the Mike Tyson of internet smackdowns. I'm in awe.

I'm sure Danielle's pretty psyched by your offer.

I say, old chap, stay on topic now!

I just want to say that this really makes sense to me. What you're doing sounds cool, Mike. Now can you recommend a phrenologist in the Portland area? I think my humors are out of whack.

Wow, Assless Chaps is really steamed! Yikes.

That's the only area I've ever checked out, but I've heard that there's some aid lines on the Rabbit Ears, and of course the Turkey Monster. Not sure how good or bad the rock is over there.

Can you all please take this to the Magnum Opus thread?

No, it certainly wasn't nice. Nor was it particularly "on-topic."

Ouch!

The "little giant"??? How'd I get that nickname?

I'm not taking that bet unless the waffles are deep-fried in lard.

I bet his women are strong.

We should set up an exchange program with minnesotaclimbing.com -- we get "shogun" for a week, they can have glassgowkiss. I'm sure everyone would come out of that with a new perspective.

The quality of discourse on minnesotaclimbing.com is about to take a nose-dive.

Prince knows how to get crazy, I'm sure, but even he draws the line at hot-buttered barnyard orgies in downtown Mendota Heights.

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair! Correct. I was one of the "attractions" "Dunk the Commander and win a VIP tour of Mendota Heights' finest water towers" "Milk-drinking champion gets waffle on stick and Cabela's coupon." I bet the Commander was voted Princess Kay of the Milky Way. Do you still have your butter-bust?

I was wondering how long it'd take Dru to reply to this thread.

Sounds like the speed climbing conditions were ideal! Seriously, though, looks super fun.

What's that on the bottle? 1-800-GET-DRUNK?

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair!

But the cows were un-tipped?

I'm sure that there was cow tipping going on as well in the general neighborhood of Winona, MN. But it certainly wasn't on my radar, so to speak.

That's what the #10 hex is for!

I grew up in a small town (until I was 8) where the chief amusement of the local teenagers was to throw rocks through car windows. It was lame for sure.

Have you been out to the Menagerie? Probably wouldn't need to worry about climbers lining up behind you impatiently out there.