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The first part was serious. The second part was for funny.

naw, I dont really know any of them. You're missing out, I think!

Yeah, be careful chaparoo. Out here in the wild west we have competitions to see who's the best climber. Real carefully monitored stuff with timers and everything.

That's the first funny thing you've said. Congratulations.

That about sums it up, I'm sure. Consider yourself schooled, old chap! Now pip-pip and cheerio!

You're like the Mike Tyson of internet smackdowns. I'm in awe.

I'm sure Danielle's pretty psyched by your offer.

I say, old chap, stay on topic now!

I just want to say that this really makes sense to me. What you're doing sounds cool, Mike. Now can you recommend a phrenologist in the Portland area? I think my humors are out of whack.

Wow, Assless Chaps is really steamed! Yikes.

That's the only area I've ever checked out, but I've heard that there's some aid lines on the Rabbit Ears, and of course the Turkey Monster. Not sure how good or bad the rock is over there.

Can you all please take this to the Magnum Opus thread?

No, it certainly wasn't nice. Nor was it particularly "on-topic."

Ouch!

The "little giant"??? How'd I get that nickname?

I'm not taking that bet unless the waffles are deep-fried in lard.

I bet his women are strong.

We should set up an exchange program with minnesotaclimbing.com -- we get "shogun" for a week, they can have glassgowkiss. I'm sure everyone would come out of that with a new perspective.

The quality of discourse on minnesotaclimbing.com is about to take a nose-dive.

Prince knows how to get crazy, I'm sure, but even he draws the line at hot-buttered barnyard orgies in downtown Mendota Heights.

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair! Correct. I was one of the "attractions" "Dunk the Commander and win a VIP tour of Mendota Heights' finest water towers" "Milk-drinking champion gets waffle on stick and Cabela's coupon." I bet the Commander was voted Princess Kay of the Milky Way. Do you still have your butter-bust?

I was wondering how long it'd take Dru to reply to this thread.

Sounds like the speed climbing conditions were ideal! Seriously, though, looks super fun.

What's that on the bottle? 1-800-GET-DRUNK?

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair!