KaskadskyjKozak

maybe she has a strap-on

you have opened pandora's box, my friend

Once I rapped off Sharkfin and had to take a massive dump. I dropped trou, and released the brown hostage, who, unfortunately had the consistency of chili - two bowls full. I scooped what I could into a blue bag and left the rest. stashed the blue bag, climbed Sahale the next day, then carried the now fermenting crap down Boston Basin. By the time we hit treeline it was 95+ degrees. My blue bag was quadruple-wrapped in plastic bags, but still stunk to high heaven. Every time I stopped 50 flies landed on my back pack. My partners could not stand behind me. One guy fell (maybe due to swooning from the smell?) and broke his ankle. We redistributed his back to everyone, and walked out at a snail's pace to the car. I had to air out my pack for a week to get the smell out. Is this what you had in mind, Peter?

PP's links: boring

kevbone is a few fries short of a happy meal.

"that's uglier than a warthog's asshole"

The best remedy for a teething baby is to rub a bit of brandy on the gums. It numbs the area, soothes the kid, and a wee touch of alcohol is not going to kill the kid (unless s/he has a deathly alergy to it). my parents rubbed whiskey on my gums I think it was the Kickin' Chicken

scornful tease is BACK, baby!

sweet!

as a scientologist, when I see an accident, I go, "man I gotta help - they need me to do something". i can't just drive by.

I do believe we had a conversation somewhat like this in the past. I think we agreed to include Miss Muffy in our love nest. I am still willing to honor this arrangement. be sure to post a TR. with photos. you can use another avatar.

let's not forget that stormy, crazy, on-again, off-again romance between Archie and Crazy Polish Bob... it's been awhile since one of their PDA's, does this mean they are back together?

flesh for fantasy?

you seem to be sweet on porter

sorry it's FW and TTK and you and kevbone

Dude, that's unbelievable...

I feel sorry for the telemarketer that calls up Glassgowkiss.

Amen!

is it as cheap to fly in there?

AC/DC

it wasn't always like this. it started around 9/06.

No "if" cowboy. not the point. anyways, the moderators have absolute power (and you and I have none).

And does that include digging up personal information about people and dumping it into Spray? It's true that I have no desire to post TRs on the site only to be hammered by assclowns afterwards. So, yes, it does make me less inclined to post. Yet alone if I post a comment in another forum, only to have someone (e.g. TTK) comment about it here in a negative manner. Again, I am perfectly happy to follow the rules if certain other individuals agree to do the same.

we've (we is collective here, across the group, threads and past conversations when this accusation is thrown out) been over a) many times. i'm not salaried, not that it's any of your business. maybe, I'm like you and I can "do whatever the fuck I want", after all. b) more evidence of what I posted above c) YOU obviously take this site and yourself very seriously. and you do it to extremes that nobody else does. now go lick sack.

Ho ho, did someone get a widdle note from a moderator because they were being naughty? If so, you got the note because you were being an asshole, pal. I've never complained to the mods about anything on this site...but his revelation is pretty funny. Ya see, there's a whole part of this site you may be unfamiliar with that's about climbers actually sharing their experiences through stories and photos. They're called Trip Reports, or TRs for short. It's kind of the main reason why the site exists. Other climbers actually like reading about and seeing photos from trips. Now, I know this is a difficult concept for you.... There you go again... just proving my statements above. More self-responses, more self-editing. You're sick, dude. Get help.