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Lionel_Hutz

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  1. The fact that they all play their instruments fast doesn't negate the fact that their song is juvenile and sounds like shit. More often than not, its the silent spaces that make music.
  2. I'da pegged you for a jackalope. You want to peg climbing panther? In exhcange for a jackelope? Take it to the sex thread, you pervs. . .
  3. God Bless America
  4. Yeah, Erie really sucks, especially the views. The fucking bald eagles always keep me from really enjoying the sunset over the islands. Lame-o. You know what else sucks? Riding your bike to Clayton Beach and bouldering in the sand. Never any WWU hotties down there, either. Ever. To top it off, the 'ham has super schwaggy weed. That doesn't help the beach bouldering one bit. Oh yeah, and squish is soooo far away.
  5. Lionel_Hutz

    Sex

    I wouldn't be so quick to smile. If vaginas had tounges, I suspect the bros would be out of business in short order.
  6. Wrong. The answer is Missouri.
  7. Do you have any Moutain Dew left?
  8. Lionel_Hutz

    Sex

    FWIW, I dated a really smart woman who couldn't suck cock worth a damn, and I dated another woman who was bat-shit crazy and fucked like a demon. Sure, emotional and intellectual connections are important for long term satisfaction in a relationship, but they aren't necessarily important for quality fucking.
  9. Yep. That's why I'll be voting for Angry White Man Ron Paul! He's got the anti-vaccine vote all locked up, I hear. This election has produced one of my favorite new words: Paul-tards. okaW8PyCfOY
  10. Great pics. Thanks for sharing the stoke.
  11. Very nice.
  12. Moderators, would you please set up a seperate "I Like Sun Injury, Ailment, and Mental Health" Forum. Thanks.
  13. Lionel_Hutz

    jealous?

    That's a sweet lamp in the corner. Where'd you pick it up?
  14. Can you help me find mine so I can fuck it? KKK, when cc.commies tell you to 'go fuck yourself', they aren't being literal. Just a heads up.
  15. You can always TeVo the Super Bowl, but you can't TeVo ripping fat lines. Have fun sitting around . . . more freshiez for me and my vagina!
  16. So long as his man-boobs stay clothed.
  17. In case you're not paying attention: :moondance: WAZ518-519-312330- WEST SLOPES NORTHERN CASCADES AND PASSES- WEST SLOPES CENTRAL CASCADES AND PASSES- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...DARRINGTON...MARBLEMOUNT...CONCRETE... INDEX...SNOQUALMIE PASS...RANDLE...PACKWOOD...ASHFORD...MORTON 400 AM PST THU JAN 31 2008 ...HEAVY SNOW WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM PST FRIDAY... <> TODAY...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES. BREEZY. SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 8 TO 16 INCHES. SNOW LEVEL 1500 FEET. AFTERNOON PASS TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER 20S. SOUTHWEST WIND IN THE PASSES 15 TO 25 MPH. TONIGHT...SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES. SNOW ACCUMULATION 6 TO 12 INCHES. SNOW LEVEL 1000 FEET. SOUTHWEST WIND IN THE PASSES 10 TO 15 MPH. FRIDAY...SNOW SHOWERS...HEAVY AT TIMES IN THE MORNING. SNOW ACCUMULATION 4 TO 8 INCHES. AFTERNOON PASS TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER 20S. WEST WIND IN THE PASSES 15 TO 20 MPH. FRIDAY NIGHT...SHOWERS LIKELY. SNOW LEVEL 1000 FEET. SOUTHWEST WIND IN THE PASSES 10 TO 15 MPH. SATURDAY...SNOW LIKELY. AFTERNOON PASS TEMPERATURES IN THE MID TO UPPER 20S. EAST WIND IN THE PASSES 10 TO 15 MPH. SATURDAY...SNOW LIKELY. SATURDAY NIGHT...SNOW. SUNDAY...SNOW SHOWERS. SUNDAY NIGHT AND MONDAY...SNOW SHOWERS LIKELY. SNOW LEVEL 1000 FEET. MONDAY NIGHT THROUGH TUESDAY NIGHT...SNOW LIKELY. SNOW LEVEL 1000 FEET. WEDNESDAY...SNOW SHOWERS LIKELY. SNOW LEVEL 1000 FEET.
  18. And now anti-black as well? Tsk tsk...Wait until this hits the mainstream media... That would be a hoot if Obama asked that on TV. Will NOW, in a fit of pique and retribution, withhold support for him if he gets the nomination? Maybe someone at NOW ought to think a little further ahead. Just to clarify, the statement JayB posted did not come from NOW on the national organization level, but rather, from the New York state chapter. Either way, a pretty shrill move.
  19. I don't find it curious at all that quite a few people out there don't like to fuck you. Like you've ever been laid, cock wad. And no, jerking off while incessantly posting on internet bbs doesn't count.
  20. I find that strange as well. I don't understand how this relates to the conversation though. She apparently likes to do the deed, just not with her husband. Arch, please direct your off-topic whinning to Porter. My general comment about fucking, while not completely on-point, is still relevant - at least more so than Euro banking scandals.
  21. I find it more than slightly curious that there are people out there who don't like to fuck.
  22. I agree with the the lift-served backcountry suggestions. Lots of bang for your buck. That being said, nothing beats flailing around in the real bc w/ experienced partners. A full value day skinning and getting trashed by variable bc snow conditions can teach you more than a day at the lifts. BC skiing is more than turns.
  23. Lionel_Hutz

    Bummer

    I think we can agree that's a blow-worthy ass.
  24. Lionel_Hutz

    Bummer

    Amateur. Blowing rails off a woman's ass does not involve the use of a straw.
  25. Lionel_Hutz

    Bummer

    Interesting take. I pictured him blowing rails off her ass. I could think of worse ways to go . . . RIP, though.
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