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He's sprayllemic...he'll hold off for as long as he can muster, then he'll binge.

I can't muster up the sadism to make fun of this child. I do know that if the kid were as underweight as he is overweight, his parents would probably lose custody.

Quoth the , "A whole lotta nuttin'"

If you want to lift 100% of your body weight, try hand-stand push ups.

Waxing is a scam designed to impoverish women.

How do we know "she's" a she?

There once was a climber named Eric who claimed that sprayers were barbaric He left in a huff-- But perhaps it's a bluf? He'll return with an avatar more generic.

coated with dark chocolate!

We're spraying from the topic...

I prefer then Cap'n myself.

well, actually I am a bit high--I just ate a bag of chocolate almonds. Which might account for why I can't sleep... Yogurt pretzels are foul there are no two ways about it. I "sampled" one from the candy aisle at Fred Meyer tonight just to see if I still hated them. Nothing's changed. You bite in, thinking it's gunna be sweet and than you chomp down on a big salt crystal--arrgh it makes me wanna hurl.

Oddly, I find that watching that has a calming effect...'specially when he's slumped over and stuck

but what's up with yogurt pretzels? they suck.

...are so good.

to Dave!

Actually I got lazy and was feeling cheap(it was $30 a ticket) I kinda wish I had gone though.

Speaches come from a can they were put there by a man In a factory downtown If I had my little way I’d eat speaches everyday

They have the largest cockroaches I've ever seen in Florida... Which reminds me of another reason it's great to live in the northwest--(almost) no cockroaches. The only ones I've ever seen in the 8 years I've been here were at the 5-Point diner in Belltown -- a whole caravan of them traversing the banquette I was sitting on.

PM me if interested. Would have to be 8 pm or after...

Bless you my (slave) child.

We've really strayed from the topic here... The point is, the Bible is full of mixed messages, violence, cruelty, slavery, incest, canabalism--some f*cked-up stuff! Next time a Jehovah's Witness comes to your door, tell him or her that you follow the word of the Bible very strictly and are wondering if they would like to buy your slave-children.

What happened to him???

PP=The Nodder?? Ohmygod

Exodus God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. 4:24-26 If you hear of a city where another god is worshiped, then destroy everyone in the city (even the cattle) and burn it down. (Watch out Salt Lake!) 13:12-16 If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." 22:23-24 Proverbs Beat your children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them. 23:13-14 If you mock your father or disobey your mother, the ravens will pick out your eyeballs and the eagles will eat them. 30:17 Isaiah God will make every man kill his brother and then force him to eat "the flesh of his own arm." 9:19-20 After God destroys Moab, the rivers will be red with blood. He will send lions to eat any survivors. 15:9 Jeremiah God will make parents eat their own children, "and they shall eat everyone the flesh of his friend." 19:7-9 A child who hits or curses his parents must be executed. 21:15, 17 Leviticus Those who break the Sabbath are to be executed. 31:14 If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11 If a man "lies" with his daughter-in-law, then both must be killed. 20:12 If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13 Anyone who blasphemes or curses shall be stoned to death by the entire community. 24:16

Is PP gunna heckle him?