But I'm watching them in order! Unlike you fools, I WAITED to see em in the proper order. You couldn't wait!! You had to march your parents to the movies, and you begged for action figures! I did none of it! At age 1, I resisted the force. For years, although these films have been available on VHS, LaserDisk, and now DVD, I waited for the crappy episodes 1-3 to be made. Hayden Christiansen wasn't even born yet...but I waited!
Unlike you I had none of the spoilers to foul my viewing. The narrative progressed on its natural course. But you couldn't wait! Weak were you!
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