I went to Squid Ski School last night, got hit by a snowboarder, and now I'm lying here with an icepack, oxycodone, and one f*cked up knee. F'ing snowboarders!
Ever fall down the stairs and dislocate your shoulder? Tripped and broken your leg? Taken a fall and knocked your teeth out?
Last trip to the ER I had was for a running injury--I fell on I-90 and sliced my arm open, needed stiches. The worst part was having to take my shirt off (yes I was wearing a sportsbra, ya pervs) wrap it up and walk across the bridge with my arm in a bloody shirt. Not one of the 3 cyclists who passed me stopped to offer any help. F'ing cyclists!