archenemy

Sprayus Emeritus would be fine.

Master: 1. a person with the ability or power to use, control, or dispose of something: a master of six languages; to be master of one's fate. 2. an owner of a slave, animal, etc. 3. an employer of workers or servants. 4. the male head of a household. 5. a person eminently skilled in something, as an occupation, art, or science: the great masters of the Impressionist period.

Bike lanes are awesome! In Ballard, whenever they put in a bike lane they seem to put in a left turn lane. This is great as Seattle drivers have no idea how to get the fuck out of the way. They need guidance and an arrow. It's perfect!

the reason he was saying "I don't believe it" over and over again was that he was getting road head!

(this is like a choose your own adventure book)

Or maybe....

Impossible. He was with his wife. In a minivan.

That would make the "living vicariously" question more fun.

The Eversons continued on about a mile after the collision before pulling over How do you decide how far to go before finally giving in and admitting that the cow on your hood is just too hard to see around?

Exactly. This is as stupid as telling a guy he can't dress up as a cheerleader or a hooker as stupid as telling a gal she can't dress up as a pimp or a football player as stupid as telling a Christian she can't dress up as Satan. It's Halloween for goodness sake! The best holiday ever!

asshat. yummy.

yummy

What do you mean? You look great with that whip in your hand.

"Lord of the Sprayers" I have aspirations.

*crickets*

I can't wait til the housing market crashes. I've been saving up and resisting buying anything until the fools and their homes are parted. Forclosure may become one of my favorite F-words.

Ewan McGregor.

Bullshit. You owe your apologies to Lon Chaney.

Of course, this is completely incorrect. The sub is always the one in control. That is the one who sets all the limits. The dom only carries out what the sub allows them. As I always say, "I am going to force you to do what you wish to do". As for beating women. You should beat your wife every morning. If you don't know why, she knows why.

Halloween is a day of celebration. Get two pints.

someone at work said that too!

I'm like that. But I got a $100 gift certificate for my cruelty.

Back to our regularly scheduled show: Muslims are a pain in the ass. They do not want to fit into the countries that they are moving into. Problems--pretty serious social unrest--is happening as a result. I love to travel. I went to nine countries last year. The ones that had muslims coming in had unhappy stories in their newspapers. We just don't talk about it here.

The little guy is actually the only damn pumpkin I was able to grow after planting many seeds, nurturing them in a greenhouse before summer, moving them outside, protecting them, and praying over them. That little bastard is the only one that grew!

I need polyandry.