archenemy

I won the pumpkin carving contest at work! Yay!!!

frank zappa was a freak No he wasn't. back in the day when pubic hair was still cool

Great Hockey movie. Anyone? Anyone?

Forgive me your Honor, I'm fat.

Is it mine?

I have no experience with this diet so I am not speaking from experience nor knocking it from a scientific standpoint. But over a billion people live on rice as their main food source, and they seem to be all right. They live longer than we do, that's for sure. Many, many cultures live on bread as their main source of food. They've been okay for centuries. Pasta I don't know about; but I haven't met too many unhappy Italians. Plus, they are good in bed. So when I hear about cutting out main food groups of stuff people have eaten for centuries, I have to wonder. When people talk about cutting out the stuff that has been developed recently (which seems to coincide with our recent fat-ass health problems), they seem to be making sense. IOW: "Don't eat rice" What? "Don't drink soda pop" Right. Got it. Thanks. From my own experience, I can say that I have gotten fat over the last couple years due to increasing my caloric intake, increasing my sugar intake, and decreasing my activity levels. As much as I'd like to think drinking maple syrup in water for two weeks is going to fix that, I know better.

Working in IT is so satisfying that people actually do it for free. Getting feedback is the best part of the process. The appreciation and positive feelings always make me wet.

The Wall?

I am actually called by my username.

I still don't get the smiley thing. At least I got a title out of the deal.

All these exciting things go on about me when I am not around. I carved two pumpkins for my office carving contest today. I am so happy that I get to enter a contest. All I have eaten today is candy. Want to ride bikes? I love Halloween!

I am sure you didn't miss my point. We all know the difference, but the "joke" is always made. It's just sad. And tiresome. And unfair to really good men.

POTD

I know this is tongue in cheek, but it always bothers me that men who are obviously in love with a woman and states it clearly in many different ways is usually called "pussy-whipped" or "hen-pecked" in one way or another before long. It is a sad comment on our society--the same society that continually enforces monogamy. I think it puts men in an unfair, sexist, and harmful double-bind.

Technically, all credit needs to be approved before being issued.

That's great. I love this: “The real story — how well the response and recovery elements are working in this disaster — should not be lost because of how we tried to meet the needs of the media in distributing facts.” Meeting the needs of the media? That's a FEMA goal?

I am addicted to cheese.

I'm with you on this. I lived in Nederland and loved it. I would go back in a heartbeat.

Men should be like Kleenex: clean, strong and disposable.

Yeah.

Actually, you can be prosecuted without being arrested.

I can't believe someone with the word "baby" in their avatar digs "A Modest Proposal".

I can't read.

Must feel good to have one person with a dumber idea.

That's a great idea. Make the police criminally and civilly liable for what a jury decides. Niiiice.