archenemy

This would be a NSFW thread

Also known as the Hero to women who don't get laid enough. Just sayin.

Listen to you people. You've talked yourselves into blaming the woman who is now living with the very real threat of death over a teddy bear name. For God's sake, take a look at what you are writing.

What was that lady's name who cut off her husband's dick?

Bullshit. Why do you think a person kills their ex?

I'm not wearing any underwear.

I am just not seeing the difference between men and women here...

Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities.

mmmmm....bacon

Not here. We get our water from the Tolt Reservoir and it consistantly ranks high in purity. I read my little water system handout mailer thingy this summer. Very informative.

I just laughed out loud.

And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out. Still plumbed it and readied it so that the next lazy asshole who buys my house can put it in so they don't have to actually scrub anything. You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates.

bread machines. Hate em. Roll some dough and put it in the oven.

using the NSFW labels on some threads. I *love* my new job and don't want to chance anything by having NSFW pics show up at an inopportune time. It's bad enough I waste time on a board, I don't need to make things worse. So thanks to youse for being thoughtful!!!! :tup:

And the TV show. Why would anyone be so damn lazy as to watch other fake peoples' fake lives rather than go out and live their own real life? Baffling.

The microwave. I hate those fucking things. I will never, ever, ever own one.

Good advice.

I just ask, "Where's *my* drink?" and add "you pompous asshole" only when necessary.

this is only true if you are not accustomed to using your weapon. As I said above, I carry a gun. It's a rifle and I can position, aim, and fire it faster than most anything can run away from me--even when I am startled by it. At this stage, pulling my rifle up and aiming is a reflex. I never shoot without recognizing/indentifying what I am shooting at. Other responsible gun owners can say the same.

I've been stalked by and run into different scary animals in the woods. But honestly, I am more afraid of running into someone who is not such a gentleman as you all here are and having an unpleasant experience. I only carry a gun when I am hunting, transporting my gun, or out there alone. Not when I am with other people out on a hiking trip.

this guy needs to work on his outfit. those cats don't match. you should always make sure you match before you leave the house. I am pulling out the Sweater Shaver.

I call it love.

Duende

And my Birthday comes after that! Every year I don't choke on my own vomit is another year well-earned!

dud