archenemy

I am such a looser. How much looser?

I don't know that it's always necessary to immerse oneself in the minutia of a particular claim to doubt it's validity. The first problem with the fat-virus claim lies with thermodynamics. The only way in which it is physically possible to gain weight is to consume more calories than one expends. End of story. Did YOU read the study? Chickens that were given the human virus gained approx. twice as much body fat as chickens that did not get the virus, for identical feeding and exercise regimes. Then why is it that when people go on a diet, they eat chicken. And why does everything else always taste just like chicken? And why is it that when you are scared of something, say like--of getting fat, people call you chicken? And why is the term choking the chicken used....oh nevermind. Why did the chicken cross the road? He was caught in the fat folds of yo mama.

You mama so fat, she rents out shade in her shadow.

Go right ahead, man. I personally have no problem with my trite, banal, and meaningless existence. I've come to grips with my own; apparently it offends others. Perhaps we'll have a cool kids section to cc.com now. "Kids" would be the key word there. We'll need an "Old Farts" section for the rest of us idiots.

You listed us in alphabetical order. Lawyers are freaks.

But do you swallow? If you could suck your own, would you? I wouldn't leave my house.

Yo mama so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.

Pick it up and shake it

Clowns are creepy.

sounds like someone with an MBA

sly histronics

I suck

I knit.

freed trumps

They look like stratus clouds--the type of cloud that usually announces an impending storm. Hate to piss on your parade.

I just love to say Skookumchuck. I say it over and over again whenever I drive through there.

speed stumps

Very funny. Even more funny that someone gets in trouble for not being a druggie.

Tell me about it. Gonna me so long, I haven't even started yet.

get over yourself, old man

Alliteration is really not all that clever; especially when used ad nauseaum.

Yeah, what is that thing? I remember the spork from jr. high, but I have no name for the spoonystraw. Spraw? Stroon? What the hell is it?

A bird who says "roll over and fuck her" is awesome!

It was a diesel, you dork!