archenemy

Go fishing.

So that's how my house burned down while I was away.

Miss me?

How do I get involved in this Coalition? I didn't see anything in google that tells how to get in touch with this organization. thanks in advance

I have Farmers Insurance and I have no exclusions, but I have to wait for two years before I can commit suicide. I think I only have 18 months to go Mike Take me with you. Maybe I'll circumvent my own policy exclusion.

So tom won't let his wife eat a pill to ease the pain of childbirth but finds it perfectly acceptable to eat placenta? And I thought it was amusing to watch him sing into a pretend microphone while wearing only his underware...

So is TP. What an asswipe.

420? When is that?

Who offers a policy with no exclusions? I have never heard of one--at the very least they exclude suicide.

Rutger H. is hott.

Yes indeede This one's a freebee But not so seedy as a boy scout jamboree

What was the naked chick doing for half an hour?

I suggest watching "Eat the Rich" with Lemmy for fresh new ideas.

I use a snorkel. Snorkel dork, that's me. At least I'm not MattP. Hee hee. That is my poem to you. A little gift on this beautiful day. Feel free to edit it at will.

Nodder on your life.

No wait... Defensive that's the word I'm looking for.

Maybe I should have said bitter?

yes, a tarp. Ray Jardin has the best explaination of how to use one.

I don't understand the part that is supposed to be funny

Jethro Tull won the first MTV award in the "Heavy Metal" catagory. True story. Serious.

Most men would be proud to be followed by the neighborhood pussy.

Matt, sometimes you are just too serious.

not without slurring

speaking of wood...