archenemy

a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!!! Be more sensitive please.

I love playing Risk.

Fido smido. His Dog Spot all the way

Yes, women have been a major source of suffering for me, as well. Ah, the beauty of masochism.

Yeah. They'd probably appreciate Vikings.

No no no. The three of *them* went to bed. He was the odd man out.

make sure you have a 3rd party to verify everything.

sweet.

Well, he would probably surprise you. I hear he had been in training for his upcoming push-up contest. It is going to be a part of the Presidential Fisicale Fitness Award next year.

and each needs a lawyer.

MInistry is your favorite obsure composer?

I listen to Baby Got Back.

Thanks, I love you guys too. Knotzen is not a guy.

Spartans were raised to be gay. The military believed they would fight harder to protect a lover. No shit.

Thanks. I look forward to the info.

Yeah, that does sound better. But your insurance won't cover you.

Sure, they can join in the line o'losers.

at least he's "in the bush"

can kick any and all pirate ass.

Or go fishing.

How did you even notice me missing so quickly? You guys are observant--I didn't even notice me missing by the 13th.

Take that to a different forum kids.

And don't forget to avoid ascribing everything to a little bit of bleeding. That is sooooo 87.

Valuable suggestion! I broke my Army boots in by getting them soaked, wearing them on a longish hike, and then putting them in the oven on low with the door open. An ancient Sr NCO gave me and the recondo team the recipe. Sounds weird--but it worked.

Only if the rest of us get to drink them.