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    PegLegs

    And land mines really boltered the prosthetics industry.
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    The wipe

    How do pirates manage?
  3. yeah, I wish. She stuck my butt with her big black stick
  4. And the bitch probably rides her bike on the sidewalk to boot.
  5. I was just out for a swim. Not only did she probably not like her dogs, she probably didn't think to sterilize the bottle before filling it with "people water"
  6. Add sloe gin and beer, get in a sleeping bag and vomit all over yourself in an unconcious state, along with peeing multiple times in your sleeping bag of course, and I got that one covered a couple of times. But those don't even barely make my top stupidist things I done list. Add that to having a second person in the bag with you, and you start to get the picture.
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    The Hook

    What is it good for?
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    Middle Aged?

    Look how big those people are. They must be Americans.
  9. Climb: Somewhere in Monterserat Date of Climb: Sometime around 4/17/2006 I decided to embark on a grueling epic climb in the rough part of Spain. To gird my loins for this endeavour, I decided I would bivy in a two-hundred-year-old French vinyard. Fortunately, the room was equipped with a huge soak tub and came with a bottle of wine made in the area. I felt ready. The next day I took off for Monterserat. The drive ended up at this: It was already afternoon, so it didn't make sense to start climbing. My partner and I decided to walk around a bit and just take a peek. This is what we saw: and this: We ran--yes, actually ran--back to the car and got the gear. I was so excited to climb that I actually ripped a piece of the climb right off. Here it is: Somewhere underneath it is the evidence of me shitting myself; I carried on, without the undercling I had removed, and topped out all too quickly. I looked over and saw the most interesting formation We decided maybe we might just want to get another climb in that day, so we walked a little ways and started up the next one we saw--it looked pretty short and easy to handle. Here is the first pitch: And the second pitch: and the surprise third pitch: After topping out, I looked up and saw a stone hut with a fire going. Other smelly climbers were there and a whole shitload of gear was stored inside. I wondered how most folks got up there (I hadn't seen one single solitary other climbing person actually climbing the whole time I was there), and looked down and saw this: Gear Notes: A handful of draws, an old rope, the same clothes I'd been wearing all week. Approach Notes: Take KLM to Amsterdam. Be sure to have a long enough layover to enjoy Amsterdam. Hang out in France long enough to gain 3 kilos and then head to Spain.
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    Parrots

    What are they used for?
  11. Right on McGyver! Good solution.
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    Supertopo

    But that is a different topic.
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    Supertopo

    Bolt Everything
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    Middle Aged?

    Your name is Eugene?
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    Middle Aged?

    They had colleges back then?
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    Supertopo

    Just the fact that it let's him write provides proof that at least it lets assholes write.
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    Middle Aged?

    That reference ages you Did you know that they shotgunned a watermellon for that scene?
  18. Things that go ont he back of your bike to make your butt look smaller via optical illusion. I am ordering the super-ultra-maxo pannierellas!!
  19. I'll be paragliding. If I lose altitude, you'll be seeing me.
  20. Thank you! What is a panniers?
  21. shuddup chemist, that is an A&P question.
  22. . good place to start
  23. unless the falling ice somehow damaged my brain? could it be?
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