ChestBeater

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

You are missing the whole point in your drivel. My position has always been that what I do is not extraordinary, but out of the ordinary. Anyone can do what I do if they make the necessary choices, hence the attraction. And had the necessary money. I don't blame you for being rich, but you wouldn't be able to do what you are doing if you weren't. I wish I could. Since I say that I did, and you say that you do not think that I did, you are essentially calling me a LIAR. I did not take a rope, or an expedition tent which are team gear. The rest I did. I didn't call you a liar. I just doubted the second-hand reports (I don't follow your day-to-day activities on your website. Sorry) I had heard that you took all your shit to AK with you on your bike and you have confirmed my suspicion that you did NOT carry all your shit. No big deal, normally, but you are the one trumpeting your holy style and supposed self-sufficency, so I choose to take issue with your claims. Anybody can be a hero when they make their own rules. Look at <name deleted>; he is the undisputed king of speed climbing according to his own fucked-up arbitrary rules of speed climbing. I take you on your word. So you are saying you hauled 25+ days worth of food for yourself as well as all of your climbing gear (minus group gear) to AK with you on your bike... I say, good job. That's a hell of a feat. I doubt it.

I could'a gotten all kinds a pagetops and shit - I'm fast like lightining, but I don't need to brag about that shit and put little turd-eatin squirrels all over this fucked up website. Why you gotta advertise shitstick?

Naproxen Sodium (Aleve) knocks the socks off all that crap. Carry some oxycodone (or other opiate painkiller) for when the shizzle really hits the fizzle.

I heard he flew from Kahiltna to Talkeetna. What a wuss. He took his gear with him to AK? You sure about that? Ice axe, rope, tent, food, boots, sleeping bag.... all that shit? Really? If so, props to the mother fucker, but I don't think he did. The way he did it - it's still an above average feat, but it ain't the miraculous victory of human will over nature that his press club would have us believe. And he ain't planning to climb Vinson Massif. My point is not to say that Erden sucks. I think he's a cool guy and has done some cool shit, and I've congratulated him in person, but I don't like his self-salesmanship. I'm just trying to bring some balance to the discussion where people like catturd see Erden as some sort of hero because he has the disposable income to embark on a fun trip around the world. What is the point of claiming a "self-supported, human-powered" traverse of the ocean if you have a million-dollar row boat built for you? The whole thing seems kind of arbitrary and pointless to me. I mean, what is the point of not using a sail on the boat?

You are all a bunch of fat fucks (except that Bob guy).

I thought this thread was going to be about rbw's mom.

Dru, admit it, the mention of "straps" got you a little riled up didn't it?

HA HA! Klenke wants to see Peter's attachment! Get a room you chuffers!

I've got a romantic idea for ya. Let her spend a night at my house. Please PM with photos first. My rates are very reasonable.

Are you housebroken? Please give me a rough idea of your monthly oxygen and light requirements. Do you have any aversions to rats?

What a surprise considering all the rain recently. Thump thump thump.

I found some tattered/faded sling on the Eve Dearborn Memorial Route on Mt. Index. Yeah... I found it in the middle of winter druing a heinous storm. Yeah. It was right in that really hard section where I was climbing about 700' above a tied off-halfway-driven RURP. Tell me what color it used to be and how big your testicles are and I might give it back to you. Thanks. edit: Did I mention I found this on the EVE DEARBORN MEMORIAL ROUTE? Oh yeah... I did. Thanks.

I quote myself: Some other over-wrought, techno-weenie crap about heart rate monitors

Actually, the red one is my favorite.

The one at the bookstore that was on mining history and stuff? That was pretty boring... this one sounds more like what he did at the Mountaineers. The one I saw was in Kane Hall and it was boring as shit. Something about early mining history or something. And then so-and-so of so-and-so mining company climbed so-and-so peak, blah blah blah. I through the thing, but I got my brown CAG signed at the end. It would be cool if he talked about climbing and showed purty pictures.

I saw his talk at UW a few moons ago.

Let us be the judge <-Click

Oh goody, another parenting thread.

You'd be fuckin' nuts to climb on that thing! Mail it to me and I'll throw it away for ya. Chestbeater ??56 SE Tamarak Avenue Portland, OR 97214 PM me if you wanna know what the ?? are

Lame. No, you are lame. Aren't you Beck in drag? "I had the pleasure of seeing such-and-such-famous-guy in person". Do us all a favor and apply a liberal layer of duck tape to your pie hole so we can all spray in peace. Making an insult about how so-and-so is like a woman is lame, lame, lame. As far as the famous person thing goes, well, you are confusing me with a lot of other people. Get it right you ignorant trollip, I'm insulting you by equating you with Beck. You name drop like Beck. Beck is lame. Therefore, you are lame. Chicks are cool folk, but not all cool folk are chicks. See, I make a distinction. Now STFU!

Lame. No, you are lame. Aren't you Beck in drag? "I had the pleasure of seeing such-and-such-famous-guy in person". Do us all a favor and apply a liberal layer of duck tape to your pie hole so we can all spray in peace.

This is not true. No MSR or Snowpeak stove will fit on Gaz cylinder except the Superfly which is a poorly designed stove (though it does have a hanging kit which is nice).

Well, you would have to click on the NEXT page to get to the thing that might get you in trouble at work. Here is a preview jiggle jiggle Baby!!!