ChestBeater

Wow. Thank you for that relevant information. You are a hero.

Thanks for sharing. You are a hero.

Depends. How many gallons of trioxane do you have? How many MREs do you have stuffed up your snow cave?

Fuck I hope this is resolved quickly and these fucking people go away so we can get back to looking for the NOdder.

I'd like to open up a huge downpour of piss upon your head. I wonder if you could get a fire started during that. Get lost sarge. Your advice is antiquated, irrelevant, and dumb. These guys were climbers above treeline on a glaciated peak, not cub scouts skipping through central park. A fucking "fingernail clipper", "assault pack", "can-opener"? Give me a fucking break! They must have hammered the brain right out of your skull in boot camp eh? Semper-fuckyou

Care to offer any more ironic gems from your couch Mr. Mountain Guide?

Q: How do you know when you are in the room with a mountain guide? A: Oh, don't worry, he'll tell you.

This one time?... on Denali?...

Well duh. Anyone who has climbed Denali a few times would know that.

OH NO!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!! I'm crushed. How will I be able to go on. Oh cruel cruel world - why did you mistreat John so? Now our hero has gone and had to cancel the only thing that made life worth living in this sad little non-icy hamlet of PDX. PLEASE COME BACK TO US JOHN!!! I'LL BE BETTER THIS TIME! I'LL MAKE YOU COFFEE, I'LL POLISH YOUR FRONTPOINTS, I'LL KEEP PRETENDING YOU AREN'T GAY, WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! JUST DON'T LEAVE US! YOU ARE OUR MARK TWIGHT, STEVE HOUSE, REINHOLD MESSNER, AND CHRIS SHARMA ALL ROLLED INTO ONE! Sincerely, -Mixed Climbers of PDX p.s. If you won't come back and "pick up the torch" for us, I will try to make the best of things and be a better, more unselfish person just like you. Because I know that's what you would want me to be. I hope you will at least let me come by sometime and photograph you sending those awesome new "hard routes" at your new place. Wow. I'm all a-twitter just thinking about it!

Thanks for letting us know.

Yeah! Geeeeez! Why don't you consider the feelings of NOLSe's good pal buddy buddy "Roj"? Did you know that NOLSe knows "Roj" personally? "Roj" is a good climber. NOLSe knows him. Don't forget that. And don't say bad things about "Roj" or BD!!!

Are you retarded?

Yeah... It's an easy solo. I've climbed it without the chicken heads. 5.8.

Me thinks the Commander doth read too much.

That's special. Do you know Dean or Timmy?

Wow! You are privy to the internal machinations of The Beckey!?!? That's CORE! Remind me to get your autograph sometime.

That road up to Exit 38 is bumpy! Better get a big ass !!!

Sure it was tough guy. Did you leave a neutrino up there?

Do you have a master's degree in suck?

Why are you posting here? Get off your ass and go get that stuff!

Was that some insult? I've never owned a tv. TV? What's a TV?

I regularly drive while gettin' head.

Because I'm the fucking best and you suck.

I think he's hating on ya cuz yer an arrogant prick.