olyclimber

I like how the guy almost endos on the jump. Piledrive his face into the ice.

Those would be fricken awesome for people who were born without a spine.

are you a racialist?

on the internut, there is a place for everyone

OMG! You captured the CC.com lightning bug in a bottle! Except for a little bit more of the former.

I really wanna be over-rated I'm a finder and I'm a keeper I'm not a loser, and I ain't no weeper

you don't understand. by "rock climbing" he means, spraying on the internet, reading novels by henry james, and talking on the phone with his mom.

yes deer

i wrote a poem for you: I’m an axe grinder, pile driver Mama says that I never, never mind her Got no brains, I'm insane The teacher says that I'm one big pain I'm like a lazer, six string razor I've got a mouth like an alligator I want it louder, more power I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour

and then shot out of a cannon.

I just ate a giant chocolate rumball.

some day you will all run out of jokes. luckily, you'll be able to repeat them.

what about the poor unborn bivvying baby fetus? how can it wash its hands?

how many crampons do you have zaugg?

i meant to say the top of an imbelical.

archenemy

looks to me like she is reaching the anchor of a top rope

Should the Internet be limited to those that are capable of using it? Should the Internet be made into a Wilderness Preserve? Should unborn fetuss (feti?) be allowed on the Internet?

I think it all comes down to personal choice. How do we do know the fetus didn't agree to go lead climbing? In fact, how do we know that fetus isn't in there controlling the mother by pulling on levers and pushing buttons like a storm trooper in an Imperial Walker?

my baloney has a first name

OMG

I am masked and anonymous.

One time I was out on an alpine climb with this dude, and after a day of hiking, we set up camp. Then the guy walks off and does his business and then comes back and starts making us dinner. I questioned him about washing his hands, and he said he didn't want to waste water. Needless to say, I don't climb with that guy anymore. But the meal was delicious.

BUT FUN!

THE REAL QUESTION CHOADA IS WHY YOU HIDE BEHIND AN ANONYMOUS SCREEN NAME. NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! MYSTERY CHOAD.