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did anyone figure out how the Grand Canyon was created yet?

your account will work again in 24 hours.

I'm pretty sure the hyperawareness of what constitutes hipness is a the next level of hipness. Where do I sign up for that?

Prove it

Debate Club tryouts are over. Don't call us, we'll call you.

that is because off is smart enough to know when a gift needs giving.

A: Murder is immoral. B: Immorality is subjective. A: Yes, but subjectivity is objective. B: Not in a rational scheme of perception. A: Perception is irrational. It implies imminence. B: But judgment of any system of phenomena exists in any rational, metaphysical or epistemological contradiction to an abstracted empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself, or of the thing itself. A: Yeah, I've said that many times.

The Grand Canyon was etched into the earth by a flow of urine from a pissing match between God and Chuck Norris.

Thats an interesting theory Seahawk. But how do you KNOW no one knows? You fell on your own sword.

They would have made great lawyers though.

Well, JESUS was there. Somebody should call him up and ask him how old the damn hole in the ground is. Or maybe Santa knows. Just send a letter to the North Pole.

I AM A MAN OF LARGE CALIBER. WRANK ROO.

Is it 10b Squamish or 10b Index?

like i said....they are too smart for the room. travis, you're obviously no wanna be hardman. a wanna be hardman wouldn't reveal his secrets for getting the bootpack in on the interwebs.

Unless you were daring some wanna be hardman. then you would just post about it and see what happens. But it isn't going to work. all the wannabe hardmen on this board are too smart for the room.

its the one where the guys all wear tights and dogpile on each other and stuff. i think you would probably like it.

I think we should ask Aaron Ralston what he would do.

Well, I was kind of hoping to co-star Republican Congressmen in the movies, and have the pandas chew off their heads in the orgasmic finale.

proven false in 1972 by John Stilts in his paper title "Dickology, a Study of Known Dicks, and their Practical Application". F.A.L.S.E. got it?

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

I disagree with you on all points.

Actually, the pic isn't so great. The sun spots are really unprofessional. Please get rid of them ASAP.

I think if pandas are endangered, then any means necessary should be used. If forcing ovulating female pandas to eat the lyposuction byproduct and baby seals fresh from the killing fields, then humanity should just do what it takes. However, it is only fair that the baby pandas be raised earn a living in payment, perhaps they could make porn movies with them or something.

FM