olyclimber

spray is you.

LOL. I could join a jug band with my washboards and my banjo. every stupid posts kills a little kitten.

ummmm....ugly. and i'm perty sure the iPhone can do all that stuff...and it can be your personal savior too. but whatever, not everyone needs a personal savior.

Off, go ahead and open the box. I put it in a box for you.

"I Wanna Sex You Up" is pretty much the best song. Ever. But "I Adore Mi Amor" is a close second. Bob Dylan was rumored to be a ghost writer on both of these songs.

WORST. KEYNOTE. EVER. http://www.macworld.com/weblogs/editors/2007/01/keynotereax/index.php

Off, that Color Me Badd mix tape you made me last week is so ultra dope. thanks again.

George Bush = War, sorrow, and death Steve Jobs = Peace, happiness and Fluffy little bunnies Just ask John Mayer.

Wow...the guys who first attempted it won the Piolet d'Or even though they didn't complete the route. Rip it up!

VISUAL VOICEMAIL.

ONE SMALL STEP FOR STEVE JOBS, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.

ITS EVERYTHING YOU NEED. ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, SOLVED BY TECHNOLOGY!

ITS A REVOLUTIONSZERS!

OMG WIDE TOUCH SCREEN HD CELLPHONE CAMERA I LOST CONTROL OF MY BOWELS GIVE ME GIVE ME

APPLETV! I JUST WET MYSELF

STEVE JOBS IS DRESSED IN A SWEATSUIT AND NIKES. HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE NEW iASTERIOD. WE WILL ALL BE JOINING HIM ON THE ASTEROID SOON, WHICH IS REALLY A SPACESHIP.

APPLE STORE IS OFFLINE FOR UPDATES. THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG ONE. EVERYONE HOLD YOUR BREATH. STOP BREATHING!

STOP OVERLOADING THE SERVERS! ENOUGH WITH THE REFRESH ALREADY!

STILL WAITING FOR KEYNOTE TO BEGIN...

OK...ITS BEGINNING. OMG NEW PRODUCT ITS SO HOTT...THE NEW iMLU!!!!!!1 SEARCHERS CAN NOW USE BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY OMG STEVE JOBS IS A DEITY. I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED 5.

STOP OVERLOADING THE SERVERS! I'M DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

EVERYONE STOP HITTING REFRESH! I WILL BE TRANSCRIBING THE APPLE KEYNOTE LIVE! WAITING FOR KEYNOTE TO BEGIN....

Step 1: Cut a Hole in a Box Step 2: Put iJunk in a Box. Step 3: Say "One More Thing!" Step 4: Take the lid off that box! Every single keynote, iJunk in a Ba-hahahox!

Teh MIT Extremo Climbing Team Roxxors Your Boxors!