olyclimber

MUHAHAHAHA!!!! THE POWER! I HAVE THE POWER!

it hurts like hell. a huge knot on my elbow with throbbing pain down to my fingers. its because the nerves are getting buggered by the swelling i guess. my fingers where going numb and cold, and the knot hurts to touch and if i move my arm at all. the pain goes away when i take teh pills though.

gawd is punishing me for hangdogging on that roof at zebra zion by giving me bursitis of the elbow. damn it is painful, and i just about could have killed the bureaucracy between me and relief. after filling out about 20 forms the doctor wrote me a prescription and i'm feeling better now. i know what you're thinking...party at olyclimbers house tonight. no. i'll be crouched in the basement with weapons watching clockwork orange over and over. i won't be friendly.

amazing how a little processing can improve a picture. or imagine how much a lense that could reach out and grab a range of focus like that would cost.

purple headed warrior

it was probably me flailing because i'm so out of shape. its not like there are any hard moves up past that though, and there was over almost 7 hours of daylight left when we got off the route, so maybe it was someone else.

i saw those. they are still there, but we used the fat metolius bolts just below them

one more pic:

Trip: Smith Rocks - Monkey Face/Zebra Zion/etc Date: 3/11/2007 Trip Report: it was a dark and stormy night, so i went to smith rocks with jeff hansel to find out how out what kind shape i am in after doing nothing all winter. we listened to jonathan winters and the repoman soundtrack. we decided to take a shortcut and got lost, so we went braffing in my car. it was rainy the first day so we drove up to mt. bachelor and drank. when we got back from bachelor the sun came out long enough for us to get a few pitches in. then we drove back to bend and partied with timm@y till the early morn. then we went out to monkey face and we met corvallisclimb and a friend who were climbing the c2 route to the right of just do it. jeff and i climbed the bolt ladder with aiders made from dental floss (mammut slings). then jeff lead the last pitch, climbing the lesser climbed traverse to the right from the monkey mouth. i managed to unclip and then get pumped on the rad 5.8 choss so i downclimbed rather than fall. then i ended up too low and then i came off trying to get back up and ended up dangling over just do it. so i had to climb up that, but lucky for me there was a jug one move up and then i was able to get back up to the route and finish it. then we did the single rope rappel, with jeff swinging into the monkey mouth so we could rapple from the anchors there. fun. the next day we climbed zebra/zion. that is pretty fun. i sucked at the little roof there on the first pitch, but we made it up in good time. it got hot. we met a pandora back at the base, who had driven down for a one day climbing session. core. anyway i'm not in great shape, but it was some good exercise. on the way back we admired the fins on the back of rice burning cars and people who drive slow in the "fast" lane. here are some pictures to compliment the 5 brazillion pictures of smith that are already on teh interweb: Gear Notes: climbing stuff Approach Notes: the weather forecast was suck, but as most people who know smith rocks you should ignore it and go anyways as it will be nice. it only rained a little for part of the first day, the rest of the time is was great...almost too hot on sunday.

of course i would never say something so mean, so clearly so you can't blame me for saying it. clearly someone else got a hold of my keyboard.

in your case i'm sure the feeling is mutual. you come across so ugly online that i'm sure your presence in person can't make up for it. sickie

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i enjoy dirty thoughts with my coffee in the morning

the key is being able to fake being normal for those key moments in life when it is advantageous

so you don't think she wanted to make sexy time with me?

OK...so Wayne is going to get all Mongo on us. ALSO! if you just have a few of your best pictures you want to show i'm going to put together a bunch of pictures and just have them showing throughout the night. If you want to be included in this then bring some pictures in on a CD (the earlier the better, while I still am capable of computing). I AM SOFA KING EXCITED!!!!!! can you feel it?

This morning the barista at the drive through espresso by my house said "how would you like to do a triple shot on me?". I immediately felt dizzy and left her a large tip. My americano tasked different and now I have a strange amount of energy. Can someone explain what happened? I can't stop thinking about what she meant by the "triple shot". I feel tinglely and I'm not sure if I should stop at that espresso stand again. Help.

you know, maybe thats why so many mexicans come to the united states illegally. they just want to the opportunity to shop at wally world.

well, sex is something that, if good, you usually don't regret later. keep that in mind during your decision making.

Try this at your next party: "I'm heir to the Almond Roca fortune!"

no. but the party is in your mouth.

yeah. i agree. i can't believe i've been drinking just any milk when its available fresh like that.

TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID.

hopefully you'll fair better than the three that fatefully decided to climb out of the canyon and leave the expedition early. of course, they didn't bring bolts for gridding. I suggest bringing scuba gear.