olyclimber

goddamnit its funny and if you don't start laughing i'll ban all of you!

anyway, you should reread my posts above and check the context. clearly you don't get the humor, but its not your fault. its just above your comprehension.

What beer? There has never been beer at one of these.

the crap has really sunk to new lows.

thanks for pointing that out. i'll try to be more funnier, but maybe i lost it. you'll just have to fill in for me. but then, was i ever funny? maybe it is you that has changed.

unfortunately i lost much of my muscle tone, and i lost this wrestling match.

here is a picture of me before i had to go to the hospital

d) Travelling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover

its a break through! i have personal problems, ergo there is something wrong with the world. why didn't i think of this?

why don't you go do something instead of spouting off. congrats on your WI5, but that doesn't set you apart you little troll.

yeah! and don't even think about challenging cappellini to a push up contest. even though he hasn't trained since highschool!

HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS?

BS or not, its probably just their standard procedure for insurance reasons. hell, the insurance company may have even told them they have to respond that way. and you get to pay for it by funding the local ambulance. i, being a hardman, shunned the ambulance for my recent trip to the hospital. i just called up the wife and told her to come home from work and drive me to ER. but remember that i'm cut from a different mold.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17964382/

they pumped me full of fluids when i was doing my near death thingy. apparently that a part of the fun for that roller coaster ride. it was pretty gross, as my whole body blew up like a balloon, and then i spent about 2 weeks peeing it off once my kidneys started working again.

i'll be shedding pounds once i get out of the woods. at 234 i was pretty much the michelin man.

"Nearly" doesn't mean being actually able to do it...so i'm not "out of the woods" yet. At one point in ICU I weighed 234. I just got weighed in a check up and I'm down to 191 now. With the wasting away while waiting for my arm to heal, I'll be down to sport climbing weight.

no, but i'm adding a special bacterial gift to be included in the event you win.

well, actually, results will be posted any day now. Jon is just working on a few last minute things.

Keith Richards snorted it

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discuss this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17933669/

wicked cool

Off, I'm hoping you'll do your slideshow again. I had to leave before you did it as my bedtime is a little earlier these days, but I was really looking forward to it.

awesome colin and jed. there is no way colin doesn't win the big baller of the year award now.