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    good collection found on the interwebs: “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time in reading it.” – Moses Hadas “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend… if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” – Jack E. Leonard “He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” – James Reston (about Richard Nixon) “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever…” – Oscar Wilde “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts… for support rather than illumination. ” – Andrew Lang “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
  2. i'll second that!
  3. thanks! but its "Sleestak"
  4. Sounds like a fine summer adventure!
  5. there is an amazing amount of anti-American video/propaganda showing american's getting killed in the middle east on liveleak. pretty weird.
  6. army should use this for recruiting ads:
  7. but what about those olympic sprinters? don't they just run around in circles? in a stadium built where a lovely field once was? ah, the blight called mankind.
  8. case in point
  9. liveleak.com= faces of death for the interweb
  10. tear it down
  11. that was pretty much why the internet was invented. so i could enjoy that video from my own own home, drinking a beer.
  12. Looks like you're posting right now!
  13. Of course, if I was lazy I could just go alter the database to ENLARGE my POST COUNT FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
  14. I just increased my all important POST count by 3.
  15. it was Olyclimber because I am a MOG (MAN OF GIRTH), like Mr. Olympia.
  16. this thread is super ghey
  17. Holy cow!
  18. "strenuous". It is exactly this sort of beta overload that is taking the adventure out of climbing these days.
  19. its for your own good. you'll thank me later.
  20. yeah, that was low. but it needed to happen.
  21. These could be some sweet plates for your car
  22. YOU ARE CARL!
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