olyclimber

i made 500 bucks just tearing the siding off my house

i prefer the waiting room, or even the reading room

last time i left my cube they covered it in tinfoil. i don't go there anymore.

just wait till the pearls start rolling out of his nuggets. then you'll be sorry

only the squares won't be there

at a medium pace

what do you want to bet that Thursday is "A bunch of Jackasses posting in Spray Day"?

i'm a genie in a bottle, you have to rub me the right way

didn't want the "love" to escape

well, thats where i've been looking.

the only sense i have left is touch

i want to know what love is. i want you to show me.

not the manhood in you, the manhood of you

yummmmmmm

when is the celebration party?

can i get an autographed copy? the autograph must be written in the authors blood, signed "Porter, You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Love, DC." Also must have the secret routes in it that aren't in the published guide.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/spo/772231154.html ummmmmmm....

awesome. thanks Tvash!

with liberals championing ideas like wiretapping and government welfare for corporations, they have shown us that the with the liberals in charge, individual liberty is at risk.

The average European speaks, what 3 or 4 languages? And the average American elitist, leftist wanna-be Euro who mocks all the "slack jawed", "redneck", "ignorant" Americans in other, less "hip" parts of the country in actuality hardly differentiates himself from those he mocks. It doesn't get any better than that. who sounds pompous and elitist here???? how ironic

make sure you do a barrel roll too

I'm pretty sure Kevbone has a sander and would be willing to help you out!

CHEAP BASTARD IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!

OK. YOUR FUNNY.