Metalhead_Mojo

she did get a trim, then she went on stern for show and tell. she has been rode hard and put away wet more often than any person should.

how did larry flynt reach porn star status? or is there a truly sleazy fem piece of ass i missed? i heard houston was gonna enter the race, but then maybe she is too busy lookin around for #621.

did anyone watch it? i dont know if joe and doug got it down or not. at least they ended the show with girls jumping on trampolines. they might be able to pull it off. kinda makes me wanna zigysaki

on the first episode of the man show, adam proclaimed that every man show will end with girls jumping on trampolines. and so it was written... and so it was done... its all about the trampoline, you skanky-ass whore

speaking of motley crew, i heard on the radio today that vince neil has an arrest warrant out for him in las vegas, due to his roughing up a hooker. and i always thought rock stars didnt have to pay for it.

i never tried the chicken feet either, but the camel toe was tasty

and i just had the CO2 cans filled this morning...guess i will have to go out and hose down the neighbors cat with paintballs again tonight Hunting for Bambi Hoax

GWB: Wait just a minute, is that Al in the back row?? i thought i saw him snooping around the oval office this morning?? and i was wondering why my coffee tasted funny... Al Gore: Neiner!! Neiner!! Neiner!!!

you can do whatever you want to in your private life, just dont expect the government to support it with a marriage license...

anytime, anywhere...

im all for equal rights, but i dont support special rights for faggots. thanks bush, keep up the good work!!!

might be one of the worst, but it still has a chance to make the poop report

MacGuyver would be proud story here Cubans found at sea on converted pickup truck Twelve Cuban migrants were caught attempting to get to the US in a truck they had turned into a boat. They converted a 1951 Chevy pickup and used empty 55-gallon drums to keep it afloat. They attached a propeller to the drive shaft, giving the craft a top speed of just 8mph. A US Customs aircraft spotted the truck as the Cubans crossed the Florida Straits. The dozen migrants were just 40 miles from their destination when they were taken off and returned to the island Coast Guard, said Petty Officer Ryan Doss. Migrants have been found on rafts or small boats made out of fridges, bathtubs, surfboards and inner tubes, but the truck was believed to be a first. "We haven't come across any vehicles like that before," Doss said. The Cubans were returned to Cuba. Under US law, Cubans who reach American shores are allowed to stay while those caught at sea are usually sent home.

vatch out for da Schroeder Yoof, dey have vays of making you talk

sure is, now those fuckers can burn in hell where they belong

what, no cameltoe? i still love her anyway

if you voluntarily eat testicles and enjoy it, i think that makes you gay

that was so retarded

office space rocks!!

insomnia? funk dat chit, its 2:30 in the a.m. and im heading out the door for my weekend jaunt. laaaaaates

some people need a little love, some just need a good ass-kicking