Ratboy

caffeine, sugar, carbonation, carbs.

Hello capitalist chicas! Thank you for allow commie to flirt!

"Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!" "...and the I said Iraq had WMD. And they believed it!"

Paco, glad to see I'm not the only one bitter here.

5) Reality TV. Is this fad over yet? 6) Everything has to be "low carb" now. It's not a magic bullet, people. A Big Mac with the bun removed is still unhealthy. 7) Dumb-ass TV commercials that insult my intelligence. A talking oven mitt is not humorous. Neither is an old guy dressed up like a computer monitor looking at cars. 8) Channels that show the same 3 commercials every break. This means you, History Channel.

4) William Hung. Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?

I was flipping through the channels last night and on one of the 24 hour news channels they were having a very intense poltical pundit discussion about how this movie was causing a political uproar, with once side talking about how the makers of the movie have done a disservice to the world by portraying climate chance without showing how it can be avoided, after all this is a serious topic, and the other side going on about how they were alienating swing voters and that could be bad for Kerry and I just kept thinking.... It's just a fucking disaster movie!

She's Lump! She's Lump! She's lump! She might be dead.

Just say no to corn in a can.

1. People in Blockbuster on the cell phone telling their significant other at home what movies are available. Get off your lazy ass and come see for yourself! 2. Same as #1, but in the grocery store. 3. People who are too narrow-minded to see they are no better than they people they are putting down.

Actually 100% of all corn is genetically modifed. It was originally called maize and was small and puny and I hear tasted like shit. So over a few thousand years, they bred it into corn.

Just remember guys: If you like her, she's too good looking to go out with the likes of you.

Damn, by the subject I thought they'd recalled all the K-Marts. I was hoping Wal-Mart was next.

Shaving Ryan's Privates

My opposition to the war before it happened was simple: Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. We should have stayed focused on Afghanistan and Osama bin Laden. If we put these kind of resources into that, we'd have that bastard by now.

Then they should murder somebody. The gov't will want to kill them then.

Score one for state's rights.

Please cite sources. (Pref. not "freerepublic", "crosswalk", "onion", etc.)

Nature in action. Let them be.

So that's settled.

I was lamenting the bad luck in getting caught for such a minor infraction, not that I shouldn't have been ticketed. Either that seems obvious to everyone but you, or you're just being an ass.

Quote it as many times as you want, it still doesn't say anywhere that I should be allowed to break the law.

Ignoring their existence usually works.