Ratboy

That's the x-ray of a guy who fell off a roof and landed on his coworker, who had a nailgun. Three nails in his brain, six total into his head. And he lived without much permanent damage. Saw it on the news last night.

Based on your last sentence, probably ought to add "intelligent" to that listing. Greg is a meanie. He hurt my feelings.

Northwest wimminz Independent, strong-minded, not afraid to get dirty. Shame they won't give me the time of day.

Best flute: Jethro Tull, "Cross-Eyed Mary"

Jesus, there really is a website for everything.

"About half-way through eating, I heard a bear breathing hard not ten feet away. There was no way the bear could have traveled that distance without making a ton of noise that I would have easily heard. I freaked and walked over to challenge it. There was nothing there, I could see in every direction for hundreds of feet, no smell, no sign, no tracks, nothing. I got scared, packed up, and left - which was the only time a "bear" ruined my peace enough to stop normal activities. Mostly because it was past sunset and I didn't want to deal with a bear going down the trail at night with just a headlight. Now I know what all of these things were - invisible aliens just messing with me by hanging out just feet away until they get bored, then they decided to make bear noises to see what I'd do." I reiterate: this guy's a nutjob.

"'92 to '00: All over camping and adventuring in the NW (Oregon, Washington, Montana, and Canadia). What I thought were bears, until the October '00 Grand Canyon incident, were actually invisible aliens hanging out with me on about every fourth adventure. And about every other one in the North Cascades. They would actually keep up with me, parallel to the trail, not fifty feet way, unseen and unsmelled, for miles. The first few times scared me, but since nothing ever happened, it just got to be another adventure annoyance I had no choice but to live with. By the sounds they made, they'd be not even thirty feet away most of the time. Some under ten feet at camp. They'd even be making bear-like sounds. So whenever I'd want peace and they were annoying me, I'd walk over real fast telling them politely to leave now, and if that didn't scare them away, and that would not only scare them away from all humans forever, it would have resulted in my ears ringing for hours." This guy's a nutjob.

Or maybe it was because their music was pathetic drivel?

"Check this shit out (Fig. 1)."

If only my love life was so exciting...

With essays like that, he's probably still in the same grade 4 years later.

I saw an interview with McCain where he was asked about running with Kerry. He said he was flattered and considered it, but has decided he would not be on either ticket. From all the interviews I've seen and read, he's not a big fan of Bush at all, but is loyal to the party. I don't know why he should stay loyal, though, considering his party is actively trying to rid themselves of moderates like himself, Olympia Snowe and Arlen Specter.

they do...it's called marriage I should have thought of that. I fell off that cliff once already.

Shame humans never get stuck.

Even though I may disagree with him, he has as much right to his opinion about the troops as anyone else.

There's an herb you can buy to mask marijuana in drug tests. I think it might be goldenroot, but I'm not 100% sure. There should be information on the Internet about it.

Updated article with more information. This may single-handedly undo anything good we've done over there, if there is any. Bush Says Disgusted by Abuse of Iraqis, Vows to Act "The photos showed U.S. troops smiling, posing, laughing or giving the thumbs-up sign as naked, male Iraqi prisoners were stacked in a pyramid or positioned to simulate sex acts with one another."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Bush Feels 'Disgust' at Abuse of Iraqis "He was asked about photos showing Iraqi prisoners naked except for hoods covering their heads, stacked in a human pyramid, one with a slur written in English on his skin. That and other scenes of humiliation have led to criminal charges against six American soldiers. Arab television stations were leading their newscasts on Friday with the photos." What the fuck were these soldiers thinking? Fucking idiots.

Oh, Mama! Nicole is the shiznit!

So that's why I'm an atheist!

Claim vs Fact "Conservatives have spent the last 20 years distorting reality and getting away with it. That is about to change. The Center for American Progress has launched this new database project to chart the dishonesty and lies of conservatives – and compare them with the truth. In this database, each conservative quote will be matched against well-documented facts." I bet the whole database is Ann Coulter.

I just find amusing the attitude of "my life was worse than everyone elses' and if anyone says anything about it, they just don't get it becuase they are Mercer Island pussies sipping lattes". What's next, "my daddy can beat up your daddy"? I have nothing against Doolittle or anyone else, I just find the attitude so far a bit childish. He (you) claim other people just don't know what it was like growing up like you? Well, you don't know what it was like growing up like me, so don't presume that you do, especially considering you know next to nothing about me, bitches.

Am I the only one that finds it not only pathetic, but also disgraceful that Bush won't appear before the 911 Committee without Cheney with him? What the fuck?

Methinks you need to find a better quality woman, or at least one with better hygeine.