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I know you are but what am I?

There's no such thing anymore.

You're the moron.

What quote?

Hey dipshit, when exactly have I bothered to engage you in any intellectual discourse? You ASSUME I am a "moonbat" as you call it. The fact is, you know nothing of my views. I just think you are an ignorant moron and I like to point out that fact every chance I get. Unfortunately, I don't have your luxury of being able to sit in front of my computer "defecating from the 'mouth' ad infintum." Anyway, have a nice day loser.

Nice spelling-you must have gone to a public school.

The 10 Otterments: 1) "I am the otter your notter, who brought you out of the land of otterdom, out of the house of otterage. You shall have no other otters before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in otteren above, or that is on the ottereth beneath, or that is in the water under the ottereth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the otter your notter am a jealous otter, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments. 2) "You shall not take the name of the otter your notter in vain: for the otter will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain." 3) "Observe the otter's day, to keep it holy, as the otter your notter commanded you. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work; but the seventh day is an otter's day to the otter your notter; in it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, or your manservant, or your maidservant, or your ox, or your ass, or any of your cattle, or the notter who is within your gates, that your manservant and your maidservant may rest as well as you. You shall remember that you were a servant in the land of Egypt, and the otter your notter brought you out thence with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm; therefore the otter your notter commanded you to keep the otter's day." 4) "Honor your father and your mother, as the otter your notter commanded you; that your days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with you, in the land which the otter your notter gives you." 5) "You shall not kill otters." - 6) "Neither shall you commit otterdurtery." 7) "Neither shall you notters." 8) "Neither shall you bear false witness against your otter." 9) "Neither shall you covet an otter's wife" 10) "and you shall not desire your neighbor's otter, his notter, or his steaksauce, or his naughter, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is an otter's.'

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So does that mean you care quite a bit now, but you could care quite a bit less? Or, do you care less than before, but you could still care quite a bit less? Or perhaps you could care quite a bit less than before, but not necessarily? Could you still care less, or is there still some caring left in you?

John F. Kennedy's Waffles rec.food.cooking/Ben A. Fairbank From a 1961 book called Kings in the Kitchen, edited by Gertrude Booth. It was a collection of recipes solicited from prominent men (all Americans). A strange collection of men and a strange collection of recipes. But one of them was __excellent__ and now my default recipe for waffles is... begin quotation from page 36 ___Waffles___ 1/2 cup butter 1 Tbsp sugar 2 egg yolks 7/8 cup milk (or 1 cup buttermilk) 1 cup plus 1 Tbsp Sifted cake flour pinch of salt 2 stiffly beaten egg whites 4 tsp baking powder Cream sugar and butter, add egg yolks, and beat. Add flour and milk alternately. When ready to bake, fold in the egg whites and add baking powder. Mixture should be thick and fluffy. Serve with hot maple syrup and melted butter. John F. Kennedy Washington, D. C. end of quotation. These are lighter, crisper, and more delicate than any other waffles I have had. Very highly recommended. (BTW -- remember to add the salt; the recipe calls for it but does not say when to add it.) http://www.recipelink.com/mf/31/8778

How much less?

Benedict Arnold From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Benedict Arnold Benedict Arnold (January 14, 1741 - June 14, 1801), born in Norwich, Connecticut, was originally a rebel who became a general in the Continental Army. He was appointed a colonel in the Massachusetts militia in 1775. He and Ethan Allen captured Fort Ticonderoga, gaining needed supplies of cannon for the Americans in the Siege of Boston during the American Revolutionary War. Later in 1775 Arnold also led an expeditionary force from Boston to Quebec and participated in an unsuccessful attack in the Battle of Quebec (1775). Arnold was promoted to the rank of brigadier general and in 1776 oversaw the construction of America's first gunships on Lake Champlain, in the town of Whitehall, NY. This earned Whitehall the nickname "Birthplace of the U.S. Navy" and under Arnold's leadership the new flotilla defeated a vastly superior British enemy fleet near Valcour Island, NY on October 11, 1776. In 1777, Arnold was passed over by Congress for a promotion to a major generalship. Without a command of his own, he still played a role in defeating the British at the Battle of Saratoga. He almost lost his leg in the battle. He was a very good strategist who was well liked by many of his men and a friend of George Washington; however his enemies caused him to be court-martialed several times, including June 1st 1779. Arnold was a principled man who felt that the Revolutionary War should be a fight purely between Britain and her colonies. When General Washington and the Continental Congress made an alliance with France against Britain, he disagreed strongly and began to pass information to British forces. In 1780, he negotiated with British General Henry Clinton to hand over the American fort at West Point, New York to the British for 20,000 sterling (about $1,000,000 today). His plans were discovered when his courier, British Major John André, was captured with incriminating documents. Learning of André's capture, Arnold escaped and joined the British forces. He was appointed Brigadier General and led several subsequent attacks on American forces. On January 5, 1781 Richmond, Virginia was burned by British naval forces led by Arnold. Within the United States, the name of Benedict Arnold has entered the English language as a synonym for "betrayer" or "traitor". Outside the US, however, he is thought of in much more neutral terms. In nations such as Canada and the United Kingdom he is regarded as a traitor who became a patriot, while Americans consider him to have done the reverse. Arnold defended his treacherous actions in a letter to Washington, stating, "love to my country actuates my present conduct, however it may appear inconsistent to the world, who very seldom judge right of any man's actions." Arnold is buried in the crypt of St. Mary's Church Battersea, London, in the uniform of a Continental soldier. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Arnold

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Point Reyes National Seashore

I was helping a buddy lead a large group of backpackers over the weekend when we encountered a group of naked hikers. Of course, they were all old (think white pubes old) disgusting looking men, with the exception of one woman whose breasts seemed to bounce off of her knees when she walked. Is this something you folks up in the Northwest encounter very often? One section of trail is particularly overgrown with stinging nettle. Stinging nettle + exposed pecker = and no for awhile.

You had to include the baby pictures, didn't you?

The Otter's Prayer Our Otter, who art in Notter, otter be thy name; Thy otter come, Thy notter will be done. On notter, as it is in otter. Give us this day our daily otter; And forgive us our otters As we have forgiven our nodders; And lead us not into Noddertation, But deliver us from Nodderil. For thine is the Nodderdom, And the Nodderer, And the Noddery, Forever. Otter.

Otter I Aught-er Have an Otter I would like to own an otter I would name that otter Figgs Now, my otter named Figgs Would like to eat dates Pounds and pounds of dates But no prunes, prunes give him gas So by not eating prunes, he is free of the gas And a gas free otter is quite content When the otter is happy I am content Also of course, he’d need to take naps At times when awake, times between naps He would be doing things that are fun Wearing a robe he thinks is quite fun While wearing his robe he’ll sit by the fire Drinking his brandy his mouth he will fire Yapping and yapping will fill up that time I’ll shake my head at such a waste of time Ranting and raving I’ll take him to bed I’ll tuck him all into his nice cozy bed Turning and yawning he’ll start to have dreams Cute lady otters will fill up those dreams With him finally to bed I can take a needed rest Watching an otter leaves little time for rest Despite all the effort needed to keep him I would love to have an otter that is very like him Besides, an otter would look nice in my bathtub Ode to an otter