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SEAN HANNITY VS MICHAEL MOORE WHO WOULD WIN?
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Where is this number? I searched all over the Gallup website to find this number - no luck. Will you please post a link to your source?
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Gallup accuracy doesn't look biased (see link) http://www.gallup.com/poll/content/default.aspx?ci=1258&pg=2
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Below is a section of code for an Excel application I wrote for work. This is part of my "security" for the application Sub HelloNoddder() Dim aWorksheet As Worksheet, aWorkbook As Workbook 'turn off screen updating Application.ScreenUpdating = False For i = 1 To 15 Set aWorkbook = ActiveWorkbook Set aWorksheet = aWorkbook.Worksheets.Add(after:=aWorkbook.Sheets(aWorkbook.Sheets.Count)) 'add a worksheet and populate it with "Hello Noddder!" in all cells with aWorksheet .Name = i .Range("A1:IV65536") = "Hello Noddder!" .Range("A1:IV65536").Font.Bold = True end with Cells.EntireColumn.AutoFit Next i Application.ScreenUpdating = True 'wait 3 seconds after the "noddder" box is closed and route the user to the Noddder thread Application.OnTime Now + TimeSerial(0, 0, 3), "GetNoddderPage" Message = MsgBox("What is the noddder?", vbQuestion) End Sub Sub GetNoddderPage() ActiveWorkbook.FollowHyperlink Address:= _ "http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/318511/page/0/view/collapsed/sb/5/o/all/fpart/1" _ , NewWindow:=False End Sub Any suggestions? I was thinking about setting all "non-noddder" sheets to "xlveryhidden" and perhaps freezing the window (obviously I don't want to do anything that will destroy the workbook, just a little prank for coworkers)
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Here is a recommended reading list for anyone trying to understand this thread:
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nod_ders nod_ders there you go where have you gone? oh noddder, my noddder nodders here, noddders there, noddders everywhere otter lives, otter lives welcome to otterville a poem for otter and noddder alike Oh Otter! My Otter! O Otter! my Otter! our fearful trip is done, The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won, The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring; But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red, Where on the deck my Otter lies, Fallen cold and dead. O Otter! my Otter! rise up and hear the bells; Rise up--for you the flag is flung--for you the bugle trills, For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths--for you the shores a-crowding, For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning; Here Otter! dear father! This arm beneath your head! It is some dream that on the deck, You've fallen cold and dead. My Otter does not answer, his lips are pale and still, My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will, The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done, From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won; Exult O shores, and ring O bells! But I with mournful tread, Walk the deck my Otter lies, Fallen cold and dead. Walt Whitman Noddder (1819-1892) But wait, the otter is alive! Otter Has Risen! Otter Is Alive! Otter has risen! Otter is alive! The chains of endless death are broken in two! All part of Noddder’s great plan so that sinners could live a new! Do not look for the living where only the dead are at! For you will not find Otter there and that is pure Noddder fact! Yes, it is Otter who I am writing about He is our steaksauce and Noddder for all time! Glory Hallelujah! We have our Otter to live in our heart, soul and mind! No one other than Otter rose that early Easter morning 2,000 years in the past. And now my dear firiends, Otter calls us all so no one will be a lost out-cast! Otter has risen! Otter is alive! Otter is Noddder’s only Otter, who was put to death! Otter died for every sin Otter surely did so, praise Otter with your every breath!!
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I have a litle noddder I made it out of clay and when it's dry and ready with noddder I shall play noddder noddder noddder I made you out of clay noddder noddder noddder with noddder I shall play
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The U.S. supported Iraq in the Iran-Iraq war? No, you don't say? Wow, imagine what would happen if major media got ahold of this information! Imagine what Michael Moore might say about that!
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Noddder LEE Author: Edgar Allan Noddder It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Noddder; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love - I and my Noddder; With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Noddder; So that her highborn kinsman came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulcher In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in heaven, Went envying her and me Yes! that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Noddder. But our love was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we Of many far wiser than we And neither the angels in heaven above, Nor the demons down under the sea, Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Noddder. For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Noddder; And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Noddder; And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride, In the sepulcher there by the sea, In her tomb by the sounding sea.
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Sir- I have actually defended your positions in the past because you were sensible in your judgements. The post I quoted above was indicative of all the characteristics I quoted. If you really are as smart as you say you are, perhaps you could avoid writing as if you just rolled out of your cave. I was not attacking you personally, I was attacking what you wrote. If you wish to engage in ad hominem attacks against me, feel free. But please, do not send me any more personal messages of the sort you just sent.
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Pyrrhic victory a victory which is not worth winning because the winner has lost so much in winning it http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/pyrrhic+victory ethnocentrism - belief in the superiority of one's own ethnic group http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Ethnocentrism
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Later in the transcript: DONNELLY: Mr. Secretary, you said earlier that Saddam Hussein hasn't done a video for a while. You meant Osama bin Laden, right? RUMSFELD: I did. I meant that we haven't seen Osama bin Laden. Thank you.
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I climb nouveau modern/post nouveau modern A3+, though sometimes I prefer modern cubist nouveau A3, or perhaps Early Hellenistic Modern Nouveau Cubist Baroque ex post Classical /Romanesque Renaissance Romanticism A3. However, anyone that claims that post modern impressionistic cubist nouveau modern A3 is harder than new post modern A3 needs to try climbing some futuristic dada surrealist/pop fantasy realist abstract neo-dada impressionistic A3.
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John Kerry is a big fucking jacksass and George W Bush eats shit. I hate both of these fuckers. By the way, would you like the Kentucky property or the tank?
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By what measure? The average quarterly growth rate in GDP under Republicans is 0.755% (3.021% annualized), while it is 0.885% (3.540% annualized) for Democrats. The differences are not statistically significant. I would be happy to send you the Excel spreadsheet I used for these calculations, if you wish. Both of our main choices in this election are awful - neither has a clear economic policy. They'll both find ways to erode our personal freedoms even more. If you believe John Kerry is the candidate for "fiscal responsibility," I can offer you a great deal on ocean front property in Kentucky. If you believe we'll somehow be safer under George Bush, I could sell you a couple of Abrams tanks. These guys are both a couple of clowns and the next four and a half years will be more floundering around, slipping farther toward the black hole of socialism no matter who is in office.