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sick! At least the local swill is only $0.45 a bottle.

The Rwanda version of Samossa. ah i was trying joky but not work good. see you said if you saw "sambussa" again you'd be sick so i said it again and then you were supposta get sick but you didn't kinda like why buy a mattress any place else or something. Eh, sorry I screwed your joke up. Hell I need a dark beer, but I don't feel shelling out $8 for a single 12oz bottle.

WTF???? What the hell is this?

Ok, I would definitely consider that a worthy entry. BTW nice rack.

Yeah in a anime/Godzilla style would be quite interesting.

"Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willa???" It is all lame, except PBR ( which I consider not hip) but at $6 a 12 pack it damn fine swill.

Well as long as the actors stay alive otherwise that would be a snuff film, recall Enumclauw animal sex was too much for that one dude to handle.

The Rwanda version of Samossa.

Well I know for me the electrified anal probe doesn't work for me, actually that scares me. The fake tounge, hmm, maybe.

Ok here's one, is it fair to use porn, electrified anal probes and fake tounges to make pandas reproduce in captivity.

Gee wizz ma, I never knew I could really being a Mountaineer could be so much fun.

BZZZZZZZT - Gary wins because he's wearing shorts over polypro! Look at all of those wands, though. No wands on Gary. Yeah the wands are a nice touch, but Gary got ya beat hands down. * Shorts over poly pro, check * 3 tools, check (4 if you count Gary) * 22cm ice screws, check (who the hell uses these anyways, 4 of them too) * gore-tex on a sunny day, check * rope behind the leg, check * clusterfuck around the shoulder, check * daisy chain going over the shoulder attached to pack(?), check Whatcha you got, wands, thats it, come on you got to do better than that if you are going to compete against gape-master.

All it took me was 4 Sambussa's for lunch on Tuesday. Then I spent all evening shivering and farting up a storm, then the next diarehea and aching all over. Today I feel better, but even seeing the word 'Sambussa' make me feel like vomiting.

Hell freaking awesome job on that.

This thread has some funny shit in it. Pope/Dawg, you guys are so rediculous sometimes, about the only that made sense was when Pope said "It's just ice climbing." That is exactly what it is, it not aid climbing, it is ice climbing whether you are using leashes or no leashes, monos or old school rigid crampons, straight shaft or leashless tool, butt plug or no butt plug. You don't see people heading up El Cap with rack of screws and two ice tools do you? No, because most people going up there are aid climbing, not ice climbing. That is the same reason you don't see someone heading up some ice line with a wall rack. The only similarity they really share is that you are reliant on tools to ascend. The tools for both sports are quite different and constantly evolving. One of the few people here who had something reasonable to say was Carolyn. I would have to agree with her. Hell Dawg if you want to go climbing ice routes with straight shaft alpine pick tool with leashes have fun, or at least I hope you do. Jens, I really hope your not climbing leashless cause all the euros are or because you think it is aid (see above about aid climbing). I don't think that is the case, I hope it because it is fun. As far as leashes = cheating, I am not going to buy it for a minute. I set the rules for myself, why would I set rules that I would have to break? The next set of tools that I will buy will be leashless (that is if I ever fucking move to some place that it get cold so that I can ice climb again), but I am sure that I will keep my Cobras with Android leashes for alpine routes in the mountains. Oh btw if you see me the hills ice climbing with leashes don't hell I would hate be accused of cheating, or god forbid aid climbing.

Another good point, though you can always use the foot rest on most lifts.

For lift serve get a real board. Splits have a lot more flex than normal boards and real aren't that much fun on hard pack surfaces. For backcountry get a split, snowshoeing sucks. The other option would be to buy some of those short skis for the aproach, though you won't really be able to help in breaking trail because they don't have the same floatation.

What you need is a car.

:lmao: :lmao: Actually I think you should post more when you are drunk.

So what the fuck is the deal? It seem all of you are speculating on all these threads, are any of you getting out and doing your own climbing or are you all just sitting around just speculating about others mistakes?

Well that is definietly not this year is it? It is looking pretty fat in that picture. Either way it is still a great climb.

Yah...OK Hell maybe you guys can join Dru and enelson, save on costs you know.

Why don't you two get a room.

There is not enough cracks to justify bolting it.

What are you talking about all I see is alot stems, wheres all the buds.