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EWolfe

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  1. My favorite responses to someone saying "Fuck You" is "You wouldn't enjoy it, I'd just lay there."
  2. I got me one of them ant farms, them fellas didn't grow shit. RIP ::
  3. "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
  4. I was working at a wine distributor in Issaquah, and I worked a deal with the company mechanic to do some work on a rig I was buying from the company...all very round-about dealings. I said I would buy him lunch, the guy ate 5 big macs,2 cheeseburgers, 3 fries, 2 shakes and 3 apple pies. A McDumbald's meal cost me $30, the bastard! Said he got free meals by doing the "eat the steak and it's free!" roadhouse challenges. He looked at my car for a bit, then I asked him how bad it was. "The fuckin' fucker's fuckin' fucked!"
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    FROG JESUS

    However, if the zombie frog Jebus rose and annointed all the slimy frog brethren. And then battled aliens for barometer-o-nature dominance! Ribbet
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    pirates vs. ninjas?

    here's the litmus test: If you want to fabricate a trip report - which do you include? I recently had some ninja's throwing drywall slats off a 70-MPH half-a-mobile-home trying to kill me and everyone in the vehicle.
  7. Just sayin'
  8. clown-punchers!
  9. EWolfe

    Why you otter...

    out foxed again
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    What's Going Down

    how about a 27 minute nutshell, Prole didja make it to the the end?
  11. Oh, Hai. Check out my totally killer climbers app! KTHXBAI
  12. heh. More like casting for ex-yuppies. Why are people fascinated by late-life discovery? Oh, yeah - the baby-boomers are getting old. P.S. I fit your age range
  13. It seems it needs to be in the "violent crimes" category for the three strike to be enacted. That explains the early release. Official update: Sierrawave
  14. What was really surprising is how fast he got out on his second felony, now he's facing a third. I always liked Shawn, we met in Bend. it's kind of sad he keeps making bad decisions.
  15. March 2008 And This just in: On Tues Feb 3rd 2009 Shawn Snyder 38 of Mammoth was arrested for violation of parole , grand theft, possession of stolen property, possession of weed over an ounce, possession of weed for sale and possession of paraphenalia. During the search officers recovered reported stolen property from 2006 & 2009. Shawn denied any involvement in the thefts. Shawn is sitting in Mono County jail awaiting arraignment.
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    pirates vs. ninjas?

    Reptilian Ninja pirate Robots
  17. EWolfe

    Mikey Layton

    Wow. Cascades hardmen get older, too. Amazing!
  18. NOD that anyone will be missing MRS Alden any time soon (who did it with the smoke machine in the nodderMold) *uh-huh* *uh-huh*
  19. Whoah, Sobo. Are you talking like a bad spelling sentence pasted on a cat picture? You're losing it, Man. I prescribed nothing less than 10% and malty as hell
  20. Sure is, Nodder
  21. It's just sad, Bro. BITD, we would increase our post count with some heart-felt psycho slandering. Kids these days...
  22. The hardest part is the initial fear Mechanical confidence is a learned Art Good Job, Porter! :[]
  23. [video:youtube]ICuqGPlY4r0
  24. Couple more favorites
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