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EWolfe

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  1. Damn! And I drove all those pins I bootied into that tree, just so no one would cut it down. I'm going back to nails, they're cheaper.
  2. Shouldn't that be the NEW TREE KILLING FORUM ? No, Uncle Trickly, dammit! We have to maintain some semblance of climbing, or where would we be, huh? THE NEW TREE KILLING FORUM belongs at plantamnesty.com
  3. Beer #6, on toppa the scotch - I ain't goin' nowhere, pal. Except to the fridge and the computer...
  4. Of course, you might have to scrape off the NRA sticker...
  5. I'm drunk now, but hell. If you are really worried, steal some canadian plates off an abandoned vehicle (there's tons of them up there) and install them before you park in the backcountry. Then you can keep 'em for your next trip. Vandals usually don't check tabs, and the RCMP doesn't go that far out of the way, at last check
  6. SARS. (after 4 beers and a scotch. Time check: 6:35 PM)
  7. Thanks! I had a week to find it...
  8. So very suxxor : Have had summer flu for a week now No fun No energy Three day weekend of good weather: no climbing Feeling better - only one thing to do...
  9. which one? The flame with the pink bike. The yellow jersey would clash with the bike anyway...
  10. I was almost relieved when I didn't read about some climbers committing suicide after a climb... That's too bad, though...
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    Heroes

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  12. Hello capitalists! Glad you enlighten "stupid" american, grasshopper: at least chinamen can read and understand nutritional fact. Thank you for allow asian to post on american website. Harry? Are you searching for identity? It sure seems like it, because: A. You post as an asian. b. Your Avatar is a Confederate flag. c. Your autosig says "direct me to USSR" (which is no longer) d. You start off your posts with "Hello Capitalist" (like you aren't one), but your location is Alabama. May you find your true calling, grasshopper.
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    The Mall

    I'd rather have a Mall Tlikker
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    Scary Statistic

    There is a one in three chance that a 15-year old African teenage boy will be infected with HIV by the time he is 30. Tarp your load.
  15. Dave, Dave Dave. On this, our Independence Day. Wouldn't it have been more appropriate about a week ago
  16. EWolfe

    4th of July

    Happy Fourth! Blow some shit up!!! AVOID THIS:
  17. (crosseye) is more crazy than (crazy), anyway. give the p.s. I really like Torch....
  18. EWolfe

    Heroes

    ...and I can't forget about the greatest inspiration to me of the "Pure Form", now morphed into "padpeople" "He climbed with an inner quiet mingled with the concentration of artistic gymnastics, intimately involved with the beauty of nature." ---Pat Ament describing John Gill
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    Heroes

    Amazing people that inspire/inspired you in the sport. Discuss. Wolfgang Gullich was the man that juiced me for years when I started back in the late 80's. Powerful, thoughtful, gentle and spiritual - he had all of the elements that I aspire to in this world of climbing. I still miss him....
  20. One has cause to listen to the voice of experience... The hiking is great, though...
  21. I think for them THE NEW ARGUMENT FORUM will be perfect!
  22. I always miss those blonde corners...
  23. Dave Schuldt for King Tongue Dart of Uranus
  24. I hate MSG in my vegetables
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