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MtnGoat: Is this the right room for an argument? j_b:(pause) I've told you once. MtnGoat: No you haven't! j_b: Yes I have. Mtn: When? j_b: Just now. M: No you didn't! j: Yes I did! M: You didn't! j: I did! M: You didn't! j: I'm telling you, I did! M: You didn't! j: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five page argument, or the full week? M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five pages. j: Just the five pages. Thank you. j: Anyway, I did. M: You most certainly did not! j: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh look, this isn't an argument! (pause) j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! (pause) M: It's just contradiction! j: No it isn't! M: It IS! j: It is NOT! M: You just contradicted me! j: No I didn't! M: You DID! j: No no no! M: You did just then! j: Nonsense! M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) j: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! (pause) M: I came here for a good argument! j: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! M: An argument isn't just contradiction. j: Well! it CAN be! M: No it can't! M: An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition. j: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. j: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position! M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't". j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! j: Yes it is! M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. j: It is NOT! M: It is! j: Not at all! M: It is! The Arguer (j_b) stops. j_b: Thank you, that's it. MtnGoat: (stunned) What? j: That's it. Good morning. M: But I was just getting interested! j: I'm sorry, the five pages are up. M: That was never five minutes!! j: I'm afraid it was. M: (leading on) No it wasn't..... j: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. M: WHAT?? j: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five pages. M: But that was never five pages just now! Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! j: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY! M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. j: Thank you. M: (clears throat) Well... O: Well WHAT? M: That was never five pages just now. j: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! M: Well I just paid! j: No you didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I don't want to argue about that! ad nauseum....

Usually a safe driver, he was temporarily blonded?

One word: Foghat.

Here's one: What does old pussy taste like? Depends...

Umm, Mystic? I posted this two days ago... http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB23&Number=205090&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

"humgry"? an appetite for a hummer?

Hey, foo', DFA was brung up on the long since defunct crag.com, old-school style. So don't even front on the steez, biz. I know, I was just fuckin wit'cha. Do write that scathing critique, BTW...

R.I.P. I actually think it might be worse than the hikers board. Still proud to be "reared" ( ) on this board, DFA?

Damn, wrong kind of quickie - - next thread...

recipe for the day! Giant Sea Creature Battered in Chili

"darwin award" for the day... makes me want a

now that looks cool...

damn, I missed the flavor...

Thanks for the reminder...

To hell. If we return safely we won't be writing TR's either. If we fail miserably we'll continue to whine like little bitches. we'd expect no less from you two fools. It's obvious we dont care what you expect fine then. pursue your objective like men and spare us your whining if you fail. grog cures all. Let's see how many of these squares we can put inside another. Here's to Victory I'm not celebrating before I climb but here's to good weather conditions and good times. think outside the box Why? All men think about is getting inside the box. hehehe Men start their lives coming out, and spend the rest of their life trying to get back in...

sheer brilliance, that...

Fried pork rinds, now there's a real snack!

What about THE NEW TREE CLIMBING FORUM , with weekly editorials by AlpineK?

In it's entirety, or just a peak or two?

You don't seem like the type to get religion, Greg - must be the Texas 12-step yer talkin' about... hehehe. Texas 12-step involves 12-oz curls with longnecks. I thought it was the backpedalling walk as you look down the barrel of twin six-shooters...

Man, those things'll put you in the fathouse in no time, but I love 'em!

The western states! Availability of quality Freedom to hunt down a

Slow down there, fence, you're missin stuff...

Dr. "Phil me crack in lads, it's a long way to port".