EWolfe
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Good rock climbers don't live in Washington...
EWolfe replied to offwidthclimber's topic in Climber's Board
What about the Great White Hope out of Africa, Andy DeKlerk? Doesn't he still live here? -
whereas actual aid climbing is indicative of a penchant for dry-humping like a dog.
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Ice climbing indicates a desire for golden showers. Dry-tooling represents impotence. Mixed climbing reveals a desire of sado-masochistic release on a large partner.
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we have two as-yet unused chimneys that are 45' tall on the new construction job I'm on if you want to try the real thing....
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Too bad the Mormons ended up in Utah instead of Nevada....
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I thought it was "rotpunkter"...
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Nah, Tuolomne will be awesome this time of year.
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what do offwidths signify Doctor? The re-entry to the birth canal, and all of the difficulty therein from subsequent growth?
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Throw on her "love Scenes" album with your woman, some candlelight and a bottle of wine - I guarantee you that you will forget that she's "not your kind of jazz"
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Yeah, whatever, Mr. Never-been-to-Index. How would you know? I know the real reason you never climb in the states: border crossing without pot.
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Forgot your
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You gonna keep it for 60 more years? Wow! Seems like a long time to have a pet...
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here's a good pic of "White Rastafarian" at J-Tree - a classic:
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...and Hueco Tanks
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Squamish Bishop J-Tree Camp 4 Tuolomne
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Go live on a fucking glacier then, asshole.
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Have three of her albums. Talented and beautiful! Elvis is a lucky guy...
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But the litterbox, mmmm-mm..
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Gene Simmons in particular has taken notes...
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Some Really Decent Rockclimbers Live In Washington
EWolfe replied to EWolfe's topic in Climber's Board
Trask's partner out free-soloing cuz he's "with a client"