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EWolfe

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  1. Sounds good - last night it was a blender of frozen peaches, frozen strawberries, vodka and o.j. Gotta love the cooling summer bevvies
  2. You know the boys were crying in their beers over not geetin' any of that
  3. What about the Great White Hope out of Africa, Andy DeKlerk? Doesn't he still live here?
  4. whereas actual aid climbing is indicative of a penchant for dry-humping like a dog.
  5. Ice climbing indicates a desire for golden showers. Dry-tooling represents impotence. Mixed climbing reveals a desire of sado-masochistic release on a large partner.
  6. we have two as-yet unused chimneys that are 45' tall on the new construction job I'm on if you want to try the real thing....
  7. Too bad the Mormons ended up in Utah instead of Nevada....
  8. I thought it was "rotpunkter"...
  9. EWolfe

    6 days....

    Nah, Tuolomne will be awesome this time of year.
  10. what do offwidths signify Doctor? The re-entry to the birth canal, and all of the difficulty therein from subsequent growth?
  11. Throw on her "love Scenes" album with your woman, some candlelight and a bottle of wine - I guarantee you that you will forget that she's "not your kind of jazz"
  12. Yeah, whatever, Mr. Never-been-to-Index. How would you know? I know the real reason you never climb in the states: border crossing without pot.
  13. Forgot your
  14. You gonna keep it for 60 more years? Wow! Seems like a long time to have a pet...
  15. here's a good pic of "White Rastafarian" at J-Tree - a classic:
  16. -end
  17. EWolfe

    Strap on the nitro!!

  18. ...and Hueco Tanks
  19. Squamish Bishop J-Tree Camp 4 Tuolomne
  20. Go live on a fucking glacier then, asshole.
  21. Have three of her albums. Talented and beautiful! Elvis is a lucky guy...
  22. But the litterbox, mmmm-mm..
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