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EWolfe

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  1. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    Yeah, you're right, but I wonder about what Trask thinks is right some times Maybe that's wrong too - either way, I love the freedom to say
  2. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    Everyone has their bitch. Or maybe a couple of them. Be nice to Trask, he's had a rough day, what with posting his picture for our evisceration and all
  3. Sphincter, you wear on me like a bad case of ass-chap. Take your juvenile musings and go to NWhikers, you sorry piece of shit. I'll fuckin' sic the burninator on you, brown-eye-lapper Nice comeback. color me post whore
  4. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    Rating don't mean fuck-all. Climb for the joy, mah brutha
  5. Sphincter, you wear on me like a bad case of ass-chap. Take your juvenile musings and go to NWhikers, you sorry piece of shit. I'll fuckin' sic the burninator on you, brown-eye-lapper
  6. Both of you sorry motherfuckers:
  7. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    Nice one, Cavey! You rule! I take back all of the bad things I ever said about you (recent post excluded )
  8. All you need is $700, construction supply, a hammer, wrench and a straw!!! Go Boys!!
  9. John Dunne: The Very Big and The Very Small - 5.14 slab john dunne has never climbed vbvs, or 14 slab for that matter. it was put up by johnny DAWES and repeated by steve mclure. there is a 13d slab route in spain and a v15 slab boulder problem in japan i bet that gecko tape helps immensely for both. Man, you are just my frickin' proctor these days drool (or is it proctologist ). True story: My buddy Chris Schloedfelt was gonna try " Hall of Miirors" in Yosemite, and just before he was starting, some long-haired freak approached him and said: "Hey! You gonna climb Hall of Mirrors?" Chris said "Yes." Longhair says: "Gimme your shoes, I'll show you a trick for slab." Chris wonders, but eventually figures the guy isn't going to steal his shoes... Longhair grabs the shoes and goes to the nearest pine tree, sits, and starts rubbing down the soles with pine tar. He comes back, rubbing the shoes vigorously, hands them back to Chris and says: "This is how we did this one - I'm Jim Bridwell, and this will make these shoes stick to anything "
  10. EWolfe

    SPIDERMAN

    Another reason to do it clean
  11. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    Your just worried I'm gonna catch your ass in post #'s in the next month
  12. EWolfe

    Chillin'

    Trask and his latest boytoy
  13. EWolfe

    Fuck you

    You need to get out and prove to yourself, once again, what a LAMEASS MOTHERFUCKER you really are
  14. EWolfe

    shit burgers

    oh yeah, calories = starvation good science there alrighty!!!! Whoops, my bad! Good catch, Dru. I meant to say Malnourished. Just as bad, but wrong words.
  15. EWolfe

    Anybody said...

    Fuck! The fuckin' fucker's fuckin' fucked!
  16. That's the way to really piss off Trask there, Doc - he loves those high-maintenance airheads
  17. John Dunne: The Very Big and The Very Small - 5.14 slab
  18. Exactly what I was thinking...
  19. EWolfe

    shit burgers

    You are correct, Madam! There is a LOT more than Poo in fast food biurgers, there is also: bone, hair, organs, incidental insects, rancid blood decimation of the independent cattle ranch so much fats and sugars and salts that you can literally starve yourself if you eat there constantly and that burger also hold starvation-level wages to employees, with just few enough hours to keep from having to provide benefits Enjoy your next
  20. The poison Ivy and the ticks were more enjoyable than the climbing , but it was fun to party with frogs Sometimes you get John Malkovich
  21. Yeah, but he's married to Susan Sarandon, Roooowrrr!
  22. Go get sloppy drunk at Mike's party - you'll feel a lot better
  23. EWolfe

    Hey, You!

    Yes, YOU ! What in the hell are you doing? Don't put your lips on that thing, you don't know where it's been!!
  24. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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