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Bourbon Helps Carpet Salesman Forget About Carpeting For Awhile HOUSTON—Carpet salesman Martin Janowski, 53, was able to forget about carpeting for just a little while Monday after consuming a fifth of Jim Beam Kentucky bourbon. "For a few glorious moments, I cleared my mind of Anso II Stainmaster Plus and Bigelow Dura-Plush carpeting," said Janowski, a 26-year employee of CarpetMart in Houston. "The bourbon made the floor coverings go away." To help him forget about carpeting tomorrow night, Janowski said he will likely employ Southern Comfort, Wild Turkey, or some combination thereof. -Onion

Resist the

It is wrong to eat people, Mmmkay? So don't eat people, Mmmkay? Because it's wrong, Mmmkay?

Ok, The pictures are up in my gallery for whoever wants to use them. They don't print well from CC.com, but you should be able to save pic and mess with it. Here's another sample:

Hey all you

Muffy, can you give an astrological analysis about the reasons why so many capricorns climb? Goat = mountains I would think that would be aries though True, but capricorns are notorious for their desire to "lead", as well as being driven to succeed. That and the goat make climbing a natural outlet, perhaps.

Muffy, can you give an astrological analysis about the reasons why so many capricorns climb? Goat = mountains

Got up there at 8:50, and it was raining with 25 MPH winds.

Pass me by for the young boy ahead of me, as usual.

I live 1 block from the Mt Baker Highway. I can catch a ride with the snowplow! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am so suck at that game

I prefer to think of him as a liberator of tortured tree spirits.

MAD FRESHIEZ 10" in 24 hours + freezing at sea level = OMFG! Bye-bye working wednesday

Trust me Griz, the locals can handle it - it's the recently relocated that give us a bad name.

Ummm...you forgot "other"

There's always the Dan-Osman-may-he-rest... exciting games: Long roped falls! Cutting quickdraws so they fail in a series! Speed free-soloing! Hard free-soloing to death metal! There should be hours of challenging gaming there...

There will be none of that nonsense around here, young lady! Harumph!

O.k., all 12 of them are in my pictures, [edit: the pictures seemed small, and printing was pink. Deleted all but 2 for comparison, will remove "wall key" for better picture of wall, and try different format] here's a fav: All the artwork is mine, Scotty drew in the rocks and helped with accuracy

I just got the idea. I may be able to get them on in the next few nights. I'll switch this to PM.

Fred's Holy round these parts, IMHO

The coolest problem is The LAD using two rocks to get to the notch in the tall wall. TWO ROCKS , from standing on the slab. Saw him do the double dyno

Since I am co-author of the most recent guide to this place (I don't believe Scotty is still posting), AND PP's thread is frozen, thought I would open discussion (revisited). I have blanks for all the walls I believe, and they could be easily down loaded. Hmmm... Idea! I'll go take pictures and load them onto "MisterE's Pictures." See if they turn out - I'll post one when I get done. My guide (#1 of 200) got lost, but The LAD has it plus more.

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