bunglehead

What I find works really well is filling in phony subscription info. That way, nothing tips them off that there's something going on, and they waste at least a little time opening it. (At least it seems that the junk mail I've done that to I no longer get.)

I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat..... The more I look at it, the more I like it.

Harry Pi: Hilarious!! Communists!

Wait, my million dollar bills are worthless??

Maybe I'll just get em resoled.

Gray makes my butt look big.

Don't forget the bathrooms at the Roseland. I was there once for Dred Zeppelin, and with all the steam billoiwng out the front door, it looked like the entrance to hell. Coulda just been that show, though.

You guys are shittin' me, right? I've gotta try that. If I do I'll make sure it's in a tall tree with lots of soft grass under it and that there's a witness with a camera,you know, to explain (and show) it to the police/coroner and family.

Joggers. Isn't it ironic? A dive bar named Joggers? That place is Guh-Ross

Hence my dilemma. What's a guy to do? I need a new pair, but which ones will keep me as happy as the Aces? That's odd, Dru, That's exactly what I have, Moccasyms and Aces. Good combo, really.

That's what you get for living on a Calabi You manifold! Hmmm...I've been looking for a way to tie up my kit bag....

The highwayman's knot ROCKS. I love tying my dog up outside the market with that knot. I don't know the thief knot though....

Maybe I shoulda said "favorite non climbing knot??"

Yosemite finish or Jack's variation on those bowlines? Don't want em gettin loose.

Ye Gods! The Wetlands bathroom!

Hanging out at Good Times again Fejas?

The sheepshank. Honestly, I can't think of a use for it, but I love it. Maybe if I was a sailor. Yaaaar!!

well, okay. But Golf is hellish.

Somehow I doubt that's what minimum security prisons are like. I mean, my local gym doesn't even have a squash court. (Edit) Not to stir the pot, But I kind of agree with Sky guy, It doesn't make me happy that somebody's going to the slammer. Amarosa getting kicked off "The Apprentice" now THAT made me happy.

That site's great.

In the interest of justice being served, I'd personally like to see that SOB Kenneth Lay in federal "pound me in the ass" prison as well. I mean it's only fair.

Experiencing this kind of shit everyday, I must contribute to the "not poo" thread. A few thoughts, questions, comments: 1. Why is it that every guy at my job seems to have to take a dump at the same time? I mean what the fuck?? Is that possible? 2. NO SOCIALIZING WITH OTHER GUYS IN THE BATHROOM WHILE ONE'S ABOUT TO DROP A STINKY. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SICK. 3. Do guys save their most explosive smelly Peristaltic fruits just for work or what? 4. This has been said before but for God's sake, if there are empty stalls, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE THE STALL RIGHT NEXT TO ME?!! Gross. 4. Sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat grosses me out to no end. I'd rather practice the matitunal squeeze than sit on some other dude's butt warmth. Yecchh. I just want to poo in private and in quiet soltiude

Alas, me as well. I have very wide feet, so I'm looking for a replacement for my Aces. I had some local CRACKHEAD shoe store down in Yoo-gene re-sole them on some locals advice, and the rubber is SHITE, so I need new shoes. I won't be doing any 5.12's anytime soon ( ) but I do like to slap around on the sport routes as well as cracks, and bouldering.

"How may therapists does it take to change a light bulb?" (thoughtful pause) "One, but the light bulb really has to want to change"