Sphinx

dru is crazy

So I said I was going to get it for skiing. I don't climb unless it's sunny, and even then, well.... Um, I wear these things on my hands when I am skiing, I think they are called gloves. They have these gauntlet doohickey things on them, and that keeps the snow out. They work real good! Whew, thanks, can I? There are better jackets for the money.

It looks fine when you are standing with your arms at your sides. Now try lifting your arms above your head, as if you're climbing. Yes, that's right, the hem raises about 8 inches, and the sleeves pull back so your forearm is exposed. Excellent. Now take a fall in powder, head-first, arms stretched out. Wonderful. Due to a lack of cuff seals, now your forearms are encased with snow. Yummy. Go buy the thing, I don't care.

...and it fits like a garbage sack...

blows dogs for quarters.

Wow, where can you do that? Headed to Mt. Torment Sunday, maybe cragging Saturday. IHOP. Though them waitresses aren't even all that attractive. What a sicko!

Dru's so dumb he asks for a price check at the dollar store. Dru's so fat he has his own congressman. Oh, and your mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyways! LOL!

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Why no hood? I like the looks of the 'Gucci Krushell.

For all you bleeding-heart liberals: Bush != Chimp. The chimp is a better speaker. Get it right, and stop insulting monkeys.

Yeah, but then you get clueless idiots anchoring off to the stairs at Smith, clipping in to their gear loops!

I hear you Fox. Stupidity and mediocrity piss me off. People always say "it doesn't affect you, why do you care?" Good question, and I don't know, but it does. We all pass judgement, it's human nature. I don't know, I just wanna climb.

There is certainly data, I remember reading about this very issue in some book or magazine, but I don't remember which. Use common sense: Grigri gives max impact force, hip belay least. I think Munter is harder than plate/tube. All the plate and tube type devices are about the same. I tend not to use a Grigri on trad, but for sport it's the shit. I use an ATC all-around.

Like Johnny Destiny!

DUDE! LOL! Cats rule! LOL! At least they've got character, unlike dogs. Cats are awesome. lol!

Bullshit. Gore would fuck it up, which you can't say about Shrub. Bush speaks like hell, but he isn't stupid...even if he sounds it.

Depends. On ice, don't fall. On sport, go ahead and climb till you fall. On trad, fall if the pro is good, the fall is clean, and you don't mind falling.

Did you get only one? I entered that contest, too. I didn't win, though.

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