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  1. THE SPHINX SUX thread as well as the FENCE SHITTER thread have dissappeared! I thought this was SPRAY! It wasn't all that offensive! C'mon guys!
  2. thanks i had to sit through the DARE program in 6th grade and don't need a refresher. drinking mass quantities of alcohol when pregnant causes birth defects... found as evidenced by sphinx's slurred speaking cleft lip narrow eyes and severe retardation...
  3. Possessing marijuana is a criminal offense. A person arrested for possession of marijuana can be charged with either a misdemeanor or a felony, depending on the amount involved and may receive a prison sentence. The marijuana available today is stronger than the marijuana available in the 1960s. It also may be laced with other drugs. Because it's impossible to judge its potency just by looking at it, its effects are hard for users to regulate. Tetrahydrocannabinol, the main, active ingredient in marijuana, temporarily alters brain functioning that affects sensory perception, reflexes, and coordination. Because it changes the way people see, hear, and feel, it can impair judgement. Driving under the influence of marijuana is extremely dangerous. The fact that many smoke marijuana while they are drinking alcohol makes driving even more lethal. Though many people believe it isn't, marijuana is physically addicting. Each year, 100,000 people in the United States alone are treated for marijuana dependence. Heavy marijuana smokers who quit smoking may experience the same symptoms of withdrawal as users of nicotine or other drugs. Studies suggest that marijuana may cause permanent short- and long-term memory loss. Smoking marijuana can release inhibitions, causing people to engage in risky social and sexual behavior. In recent years, the consequences of such behavior has become deadly; since contracting AIDS is a possible consequence of unsafe sexual practices. As with any excessive drug use, smoking marijuana can interfere with work performance, extra-curricular activities, and peer relations. Heavy smokers often lose their sense of motivation and find it difficult to concentrate. Particularly potent marijuana can even induce paranoia. Regular use of marijuana may play a role in causing cancer (particularly lung cancer) and problems with the immune or reproductive systems. Studies also show that someone who smokes five joints a day may be taking in as many cancer-causing chemicals as someone who smokes a full pack of cigarettes every day. Found on www.nida.nih.gov Have fun, pot-heads.
  4. Formaldyhead you live up to your name. Go fuck yourself, cumbucket.
  5. Nope, sorry. But ask about Sportiva, or Scarpa, and you'll get a reply.
  6. with regards to the current discussion, are "discussion" I thought is was more of a . I don't see why you are so touchy. Go smoke some pot, it'll keep you less aggressive. I maintain that smoking is dumb (pot, or tobacco or opium, I don't care, it's all stupid). I don't need an artificial high, thanks. Not to mention that pot is illegal. Go smoke a doobie if it makes you feel better.
  7. Wow, I seem to have touched a nerve. Denial works for only so long.
  8. I'm thinking not too many chicks, either...
  9. Holy shit! But I don't feel like spending all my money and time getting stormed off shit. Nice pic, though.
  10. Sphinx

    Hangovers

    So what the fuck is the point of getting rip-roaring drunk?
  11. I agree with the roping-up issue. As for the snowcat, would you say you had climbed hood if you took the snowcat up to the Hogsback? I wouldn't. Since the commonly recognised starting point for the south side of hood is the parking lot, don't say you climbed the mountain unless you climbed it from the parking lot. I don't care if you take a ride up in a snowcat, yeah, it'll be more fun, but then don't say you climbed Hood. It's the same as redpointing a sport route. You don't say you climbed it if you pulled on draws. Period. Sure, you can say that it doesn't matter, and unless you hike up for sea level you haven't climbed shit, but that's pointless. We all cheat at some level. Just say what you did. I don't see you point about hardmen soloing LR. How is this relevant to the South Slog on Hood?
  12. It weighs nearly two pounds: source
  13. Flag is lost anyways, no thanks to the rabid overbolter the Tvedts. They killed the place.
  14. I don't get why you'd rope up there anyways. Do the old chute, and there aren't any schrunds to fall into, so no need for a rope. Hood can be sketchy due to the gumby factor.
  15. Who's Colin going with?
  16. Fuck off. Smoking pot rules! If you enjoy lowering your metal capacities.....
  17. lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolollol
  18. Sphinx

    More jokes:

    A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense bartender , but if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself." Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first guy claims that he was the most drunk, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
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  20. Summer suckx.
  21. "edited by ERIK daily, starting at 08:25 AM Dwayner: Trask: biotch The rest of you losers:
  22. HEY SHITINX i Do ski. and very well too! melt snow...melt snow...melt snow... So why are you happy? I might suck as skiing, but I love snow.
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