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Too bad it's not Vietnam where you can pay to get all little action, huh? Sounds like you're in serious need of some.

Damn. I read "gear worship" and immediately thought "kate beckinsdale"......:-

Seems the only freedom he's fighting for is the freedom to shoot things/people without having to go to prison.

this is just a troll

http://origamiboulder.com/

bear spray = ursine tabasco sauce. you're supposed to spray it on yourself before the bear eats you just to 'kick it up a notch!'

I don't think I can. I studied science in college, not lame-ass methods of literary deconstruction and analysis.

Probably only in southern California.....

i'm not anti-gun. i'm anti-"unstable homicidal maniac with a gun". however, i do believe that bears and cougars should not be allowed to carry firearms in the backcountry.

Also good for varmints, and just plain fun too I reckon: http://www.janes.com/defence/land_forces/news/jidr/jidr010104_3_n.shtml

Is that "Seminal Hair"-"Metal Poet" or Seminal "Hair Metal" Poet?

I wonder if the guy had to pay for the cost of the helicopter ride. Or is that just us climbers?

Wow, check out those ring images! : JPL Home Page

would that be before or after they burn my tent?

Anyone interested? Doing some 5.7-5.9 trad stuff? Have gear and can drive.

Yeah, I reckon that's got to give everyone involved a case of the nervous shits.

What about all those old dudes who wear sweaters when it's 95 degrees out? Sounds pretty suspicious to me!

I was just by there on my way to get food and was wondering what the deal was. Now, all those fat slobs in lounge chairs make sense. It's all the skanky autograph hounds who turn around and sell things on Ebay as soon as they get them. Reminds me of those goobers who hung around in front of the Sheraton for a week trying to score the autographs of a bunch of WWF 'wrestlers' (future members of the "Where are they now?" club)

That's the best you can do? You are so suck. Next time, try going through the whole Hooked On Phonics set rather than just skipping to the end to see how it turns out.

Wanted: your 5.11 trad climbing ability. Face value plus a little extra cash, some of my good karma points, plus a six pack. What? What's so funny?

They've already discovered that Saturns magnetic poles are aligned equatorially, rather than along it's axis of rotation. Now that's something cool!

No shit. I don't even read the political rants here. One thing, though, it gives you an idea of whom you wouldn't want to climb with or be stuck in a tent with for a week.

Clinton isn't bashing GWB in part because there is a long standing 'tradition' that past presidents don't bash the incumbant, especially their foreign policy. I can't remember where I read this.

this is one of the reasons why i got out of academe. so you're going to generate a string of grad students, most of whom will have no hope of getting an academic job because the market is saturated? bully for you! i hope you find absolutely NO joy in writing an endless stream of grant proposals in order to keep your academic sweat shop running

i knew there was a reason the phrase "too much information" was invented.....