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I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
no 4 legs and furr, so i guess not. anyway, i am on the way to the rockies in 2 days, so later mofos -
when i was flying to poland this october managed to see the most amazing aurora borealis of my life. at 10 km above the earth it was like being in it. the still pictures also don't do justice, the movement and fluctuation of colors is just amazing, nice pic though.
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so we have another useless internet spray central. some of the shit people post is like nightmare on elm street meets twighlight zone. here is a litte something now before you jump on my case- stop and think! if this post was in a format- i am a wanker and i suck, but i am learning it would be even funny. but if this is your max you can do this guy would be waaay better off keeping his chest beating to himself. now the ascent list is not that impressive to start with. and how in a hell can you even get lost on guiness!!!!????? it's a gulley, so for crying out loud all you have to do is follow (usually the trail is broken) this feature up. you can see this climb from the road, you can see the first pitch through the trees and the directions in the guide can't be any clearer. i, for one would be kind of feeling stupid if i made a dolt move like that and most definnitelly would not spray about it to everyone on internet. the point of my spray is that these web sites spread like a bad weed. people hide behind annymonity of internet and post brainless shit like there is no tomorrow. i mean if you said something like that at the drake while drinking beer with a bunch of other climbers a comment like that would not only raised a few eye brows, but you most likely be a loughing stock for an evening. a little self control would be nice.....
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as far as a descent AA col late in a season made me want to sell my climbing gear. not hard but freeky scary. same with the late season descent from nf of stanley. the worst descent (scary) after a new route on torre del elefante in the dolomites.
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better bhurry dru, since it's supposed to be 1C/5C by friday.
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While You Were Cutting Your Arm Off- An Essay
glassgowkiss replied to layton's topic in Climber's Board
yes i did. you know, the treatment during his captivity and in gulag is so true. some of my family members ended up in kazachstan in 1940. so if we are talking german concentration camps during ww2 someone should talk about soviet part in extermination of several millions of people during stalin era. but this is heading for spray.... as usual -
While You Were Cutting Your Arm Off- An Essay
glassgowkiss replied to layton's topic in Climber's Board
mike- a couple pointers. first of all, yes editing. it takes a lot of work to write even a page of good text. if you want something published, first you have to earn your name recognition. so cutting this story to 500 words and getting it on paper might be a good idea. second- try less known publications- like nw papers. have a bunch of people read it and make notes, so print it out and give it to people, get it back. the format of writing is important- so what do you want to communicate. chest beating is ok, but your story should have clear point. you are telling 2 stories in one. of course don't listen to me too much, since i am polish, so what do i know? -
it's heading for a civil war Yugoslavia style.
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No, Weenus breath. What you were looking at there is a picture of vandalism in the form of a bolted hand crack. Get it? The vandalism is already there. pope, all i can say you just showed us you are a dumb fucking retard. the pic is of perry's lieback, that goes at 11a, which you would know, since you have to "crank" on 5.8. judging by you complete dolt statements you are not capable of getting your ass up on grand wall - period. so do us a favor, take a long walk on a short plank and then shove a big dildo up your ass. pope, btw, who the fuck are you. if you have balls (like you claim you have)- let us know. oh yeah btw, just shows how much you know about climbing- your little comment about hand crack. since #5 cammalot is too small to protect this crack.
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I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
so what does the initial post have to do with ice around here anyway? yeah, i am the master of spray -
I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
this whole this should be in spray anyway..... -
I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
dry-tooling rules. squamish rules. for all you cry babies- there is climbing right now. just need to find it. -
oh yeah, how did i miss that?
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I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
anyway, go to canadian rockies over your spring brake. then you'll see what's missing in colorado. -
oh yea, pope, that's your creativity showing? now first of all i told you to piss off (but of course you didn't - just to show that you are indeed the sheep-shagging dolt). if you took this pic i'd say ok. but instead you copied something from one of the fag pages you frequent so fondly. you little comment just shows how lame of a wank dushbag climber you are- who needs to crank on 5.8? your climbing abilty matches your mental capacity- you can climb two things jack and shit (and jack just left town). so do us a favor you slab of walking fat and piss off. or better eat shit and live. or even better- kiss your morning shit and give it a name. and do share it with us you brown lip bastard. johny cason's gone, (d)winer moved onto fisting pope, but it's hard for him, since pope left his head up his ass to. i am you can find a a pic like that on one of the puff pages you have book-marked on your favorites you salty breath brown lip turd licker
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I've left all the ice and snow in Colorado...
glassgowkiss replied to l0930's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
so what's your point? oh yeah i get it- i am colorado poseur but now bikrenstock wearing pseudo-hyppie? but by no means- don't take it personally you late drinking, dreadlock hair, lycra wearing, suv driving doper. ice climbing- a plus for you and that's the only thing holding my wrath back -
yeah, like someone is trying to impersonate me. good luck pal
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i was thinking u were talking about pope and (d)winer team, but then it would be town clownpunch-fader, sorry for spray...
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pope and (d)winer, your text ( http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/433512/an/0/page/0#433512 ) is so fucking lame and boring, made me wana puke my lunch out. if your climbing ability is any match to your writing, please stay home, as i don't want to hear about another deepshit being rescued. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass (still looking for that lost gerbil?) you'd know what outside world looks like. as far as your butt-buddy (d)winer (do you need some cheese with that clownpuncher?) and his climbing ability i don't think it's worth my time (or anybody elses) to even dicuss it. both of you guys are so fucking full of shit that you are getting high on fumes from ass-turd-overload you miserable jizz-gurgling dushbag. now get lost ps and if you have a problem with that a good kick to the balls and shoe up the ass will straighten you right the fuck out
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pope, your text is so fucking lame and boring, made me wana puke my lunch out. if your climbing ability is any match to your writing, please stay home, as i don't want to hear about another deepshit being rescued. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass (still looking for that lost gerbil?) you'd know what outside world looks like. as far as your butt-buddy (d)winer (do you need some cheese with that clownpuncher?) and his climbing ability i don't think it's worth my time (or anybody elses) to even dicuss it. both of you guys are so fucking full of shit that you are getting high on fumes from ass-turd-overload you miserable jizz-gurgling dushbag. now get lost ps and if you have a problem with that a good kick to the balls and shoe up the ass will straighten you right the fuck out
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Lillooet Ice Un-Festival Saturday Feb 12/05
glassgowkiss replied to Don_Serl's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
colder, not cold. clinton is supposed to be -6 night and -3 day, this is lillooet: A mix of sun and cloud. Wind south 50 km/h increasing to 60 gusting to 90 this afternoon. High 11. Tonight: Cloudy. 40 percent chance of showers. Wind south 60 km/h gusting to 90 diminishing to 40 overnight. Low 8. Wednesday: A mix of sun and cloud. 60 percent chance of showers in the evening. Wind south 40 km/h gusting to 60. High 13. Thursday: Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Low 5. High 10. Friday: Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Low 4. High 6. Saturday: A mix of sun and cloud. Low minus 3. High plus 1. it's +9C right now in lillooet. the main issue is amount of daylight. with increase of daylight the temps must be much lower to couter melting during day. and i don't think there is any sense to fit 50 people in marble or oregon jack- the only 2 areas that have any chance of surviving this crap weather. -
Lillooet Ice Un-Festival Saturday Feb 12/05
glassgowkiss replied to Don_Serl's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
here is another suggestion. the gym in Everett had so called "dry ice". why don't they organize a get together. little friendly comp, then party/beer and slideshow. at least people can get a bit tired before hammering beer down. looking at the weather page- Clinton is cooling off a bit on Sun., but who knows? and with majority of ice gone by now we will need a bit more then a week of cold temps to have any decent ice. so how about it Cascade Crags? are you up for it? (ps i really don't give a shit, since i'll be climbing in the Rockies for 2 weeks ) -
Lillooet Ice Un-Festival Saturday Feb 12/05
glassgowkiss replied to Don_Serl's topic in Ice Climbing Forum
i looked up the forecast for the next 5 days. same crap. even Rockies is warm, +4C in Banff at the moment. at least there there is a lot of stuff higher and N facing, so some ice will be left. talked to couple of people there and the temps are starting to effect the ice. as far a littlewet goes i don't think much will be left in 2 weekends (judging by the pic by Dru). sad, really sad. -
if you ship them, you can ship them to the airline you'll be flying with. TAT is the best this way. Call them, let them know, they will hold it for you till you arrive. you can have a bag with both pairs of skisand bunch of other items, like your fome pads and some lighter stuff. check with the airline what is the wieght limmit on odd size bagage.bar far the best airline is alaska. 2 thumbs down for delta.
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send us some pics of gerboa
