Fejas

Apples and Oranges

I though about cable once, but then I was like... Hmmmmm, bike, canoe, rack and ropes, skis, guns, computer, dog, PS2, choirs, food, sterio, books, wife, and babies to make... who the hell has time for cable....

Several times I've left a cam stuck in a crack because I hope to use it the next time I climb that route. I trust other climbers not to remove it. No shit, you do that too???

Yeah, a little further south and you'll be lucky to see a hand full of people in a weeks time... Snaffles every were though.... big, little, giant, grey, brown, tan, fat, skinny, so many snaffles that they could start there own army of human destroying liberty...

Oh, and you where so close to warbonet and haystack... I I've spent alot of time just south, out of Boulder... The Halls Peak area is bitchin, and Lizard Head rawks....

What did ya hit in the Winds?

Booby traps, oh boy... get you self some paint ball granades. rig fishing line from your zipper to a pin set up. attach granade to line above in a tree. If some one steels your shit, at least you'll know who did it... kerslpat!!!! 20ft blast radius... ha ha....

Crag = Sport although trad lines are found, the more common lines followed are sport(TopRope is sport as well), this is what I think of when I here crag... crag \Crag\ (kr[a^]g), n. [W. craig; akin to Gael. creag, Corn. karak, Armor. karrek.] 1. A steep, rugged rock; a rough, broken cliff, or point of a rock, on a ledge. 2.The neck or throat [Obs.] (referring to a volcano)

Damn it Jim, who put the either on the stove top? Too bad i'm a hunter before i'm a climber, or I'd be there... Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, give me some crack and i'll come back, to see you guys at the river... wait a minute this aint the Springfield home page...

"Yes Mr. president, we found this rare form of cat tail here in the park. We think it might be endangered, and would like a grant to study it." "MMMM, smells good. Now what where you saying."

All you just go on a generlize, even though I see it alot with people my age and younger... I wont even call in sick if I have the flue, its funnyer to watch every one else get it... If the sickness is self induced, I hang. even if it means getting a DWI on they way to work cause I'm still that shit canned...

STFU you cock chocking dweeb... go deep throat another one of your hermaphrodite fuck toys dick face... do the world a favor and preform a lobotomy on your self ass breath...

Speaking of pissing on or in things... There was this guy that usta invite him self to all of our keggers, and none of us like him... he never got the hint when we told him to go away... anywho, he drove a newer convertible mustang... once when I got shit faced, just imagine frank the tank, I stood on his windshield and pissed into his car, about eight beers worth...

Vegas baby, Vegas... Yeah....

Some how I see this thread getting moved to spry eventualy... Badcat hot tub mossy nibbles pimped out not that these name would probably mean any thing to any of you, they are all private coburg boulders washed down here to Oregon from Canada during the ice age flood...

Thats awsome... I don't any more now that I live in town, but for ten+ years living out in the country, I never ever pissed in a toilet; shitting only...

not only the seat, but the lid too... whats so hard about closing up shop when the jobs done. guys, if ya sprinkle on the sides, wipe it up; its your piss... and girls, I know your tired, but how hard is it to remember to flush the fucker after ya piss in the morning or in the middle of the night...

I thought it was arounf the seventeenth?

How bout Iains?

3) people who wear tights with their A5 flipflops down to the local starbucks

set this mother aflame...

MMMMM, Twins, with shotguns... MMMMM..... Those chicks are right up my alley.... I'm wicha trask, fully armed and ret to go...

Soon as the nightly frost come your golden, either that or find a windy spot...

up hwy 22

So was it epic, rock good, choss, moss, or did ya just get tossed... Oh do tell, do tell...