lummox

sean penn = 'fair and balanced'

the pope says that if michael jackson molests one more little boy he will be eligible to become a monsignor.

right on. your friend got a sister? divorced mom?

squanto kicks ass.

is it a roadtrip if you fly? shit. i aint been driving in alaska for longtime. how bout some bars i have a chance to actually see? like terminal gravity in enterprise.

i dint know flyfishing paid so well.

by 'grew up' i assume you mean 'self abuse'. that lefty bitch is pretty hot for being so old.

richard simmons style work out eh? jane fonda style. asshole.

i cant figure out the mechanics of it all. horses are kina tall arent they?

stfu

i just fukin lift. then i put the heavy thing back down. dont need music. dont want disco. got my own rhythm. its different. now when i want to get my groove on well. shakala. i funk it up.

i never learned the cool stuff in drivers ed. had to get my license and borrow some ladys car to perfect the four wheel drift and the parking brake 180 turn and the 360 on rainslick highways. fuk yea.

i eat animals that taste just like chicken.

that comes off as sounding way insecure. who gives a rats ass bout other mountain ranges hours and hours away?

my dick is bigger than all yalls.

running out of your tent.

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now, before you reply think. granting a concession to one or 2 or even 3 companies is a socialst thinking and socialist way of economy. so your comment should be treated as a brain fart. like duh. whynt you try that thinking yourself?

socialist thinking dont fly in this capitalist world.

no pity for the masses

try flying into dallas some time ya whiny little bitch.

spams. charlie tunas. slim jims. deviled hams. turkey jerkys. lil smokies. bratwursts. hot dogs. mcdonald quarter pounder with cheeses. turbo death dogs (thaza a mini-mart dog with chili and nacho cheese and jalapenos. watch out!).

nobody needs your whiny candy ass puke neither. you tryin to take away my constitutional rights? you ever read the second amendment? 'A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.' it dont say 'cept for assault rifles' now does it? That's a good point. As an American citizen, I demand my weapons-grade plutonium! Those ducks won't stand a chance! my line of thinking entirely.

that beer-maker dude wrote that line in the subject header. so what is your 'noshittruestory'? mine? i talked my way through a sobriety checkpoint one holiday saturday night while drunk and high. there i was stopped under the klieg lights with three cops leaning in on my window. i thought i was gonna spend the rest of the weekend back in jail. nope. i lied right through my teeth and they believed me. drove 15 feet. then stopped and hailed the cops to ask them directions to a parts store in town. it was maybe three miles down the road before my passengers could breathe again. they coulda shit themselves.