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anybody know how to become licensed to remove tattoos with a laser without having to go to medical school to be a dermatologist?

A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go back to the woman's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist." Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"

i think skiers look like pathetic double amputee recovery patients wobbling around with two canes to help em stay upright. go boarders.

stop it. being stoopid yurself that is. as if fewer toilets would limit the number of shits and flushes.

whatever. the fukin southern baptists gots flags too.

rush limbaugh = hubris the fat man is an asshole too.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. some of us can be offensive without trying.

thank you dr welby.

all a them bacteria in your gut are like parasites now arent they?without it some a yous would have no culture at all. i feel bad for the lactose intolerant. life for me would suck if i couldnt have ice cream

riight. you know you get all squishy inside whenever gimli gets onscreen.

A Poor Workman Blames His Tools

ya. tell your doctor to fuk off. what a prick. dude has the bedside manner of a coroner. blaming the victim and shit.

you are wrong idiot!!! there are quite a few people on this site climbing 13's!!!!! you are a dipshit! And I know of one person who is currently working and progressing on a 14! power helps more tha anything else. You can have the experience and head, but if you can't make the moves than you can't do it! dude. just chill. if i want someone blowin my horn i will call. otherwise keep it all on the lowdown my nizzle.

plastic? what a gumby.

i aint whining. i be just unclear on the concept.

oh my sweet ehmic. "You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit them together in my mother's womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! It is amazing to think about. Your workmanship is marvelous--and how well I know it. You were there while I was being formed in utter seclusion! You saw me before I was born and scheduled each day of my life before I began to breathe. Every day was recorded in your Book! How precious it is, Lord, to realize that you are thinking about me constantly! I can't even count how many times a day your thoughts turn towards me. And when I waken in the morning, you are still thinking of me." Psalms 139:13-18

i got some crappy old style ice gear abused by mugs stump. a funk ass prototype charlet moser ice axe from nil bohigas. carabiners 'modified' by earl redfern. memories of being intimidated by catherine freer. and bad advice from chongo.

does it have a real strong musty funk? dust bunnies and crayon bits and loose change back in the wee crevices? and at least one blood stain?

personally the day that scratching up slabby shite gets routine is the day climbing gets boring. it is all about the pucker factor baby.

i dont get the different colors. i thought that kina shizzle was for terror alert levels.

That has to be the sketchiest advice I've ever heard of from one of those columns. Pray tell what conditions would this be useful in? prefuneral aerobics.

the cooler use is for the bottom of running shoes for making speedy ascents in record time.

gloves and kneepads are NOT a need. a fifi is NOT a need. a wallhauler is NOT a need. special 'wall' rope is NOT a need nor is special hauling line. and if you buy a portaledge for your first wall you deserve what you will pay.

a hefty freeclimbing rack will get you up many many walls. you dont have to buy a load a crap to wallclimb (thats the dirty little secret of the wallgear business). when all ya got is a hammer every problem is a nail.

moderating denotes steering the topic. editing denotes deleting and censoring the topic. mmmkay? btw. its fukin friday. yea.