lummox

commando

you buyin?

right back atcha

check out the scene from 'the cooler' that got cut on nerve.com. fukin great line: 'thats okay buddy. ive had worse'.

aspire to be more. like a lawn dart target. you dont have to be buried for that.

that is life? fukin golfballs gravel sand and a couple beers? fuk that analogy bullshit. and life aint 'like a box a chocolates' either. old dog turds seem to pass for profound thought at college eh?

dam. tranny beech callin out the girls for a cat fight.

i dig the swedish style massage. you know: the ole rub and tug.

nice memory. prolly been worth many shower time strokes eh?

i aglee.

long ropes are kina nice because you can keep trimming as you kick and whack em with crampons and tools.

sandals are not formal ya dork. here is some other gay shit fukin scots started this whole 'kilt' thing. wtf? haggis sucking homos apparently.

hey! grand junction women kick ass

dude is in glenwood springs for chrissake. aint exactly the north or west. kina centerfied.

two 60m ropes are good. i think dealing with two f-in 70m ropes for coiling and flaking and the like would suck. i wont even mention the need for a larger rack when climbing 240foot pitches.

fukin a. fish dont shed like women. there was long black hair in the strangest places on that boat. wtf?

remember to take the car keys with you when you streak through the place.

i dont feel so good.

smells fishy to me.

today i got an email from those guys in the photos. they are in ixtapa getting ready to go to costa rica. and i thought they had already gone. hahahaha. they are never on time. they aint seen the 'dancer' i was hangin with. i miss her. i should be there now with her. i hope she aint pregnant again. instead i am enoying the hypothermia weather here.

yes. it is safe. even preferred.

that is fuked up to goof on dead people. your ass oughtta be banned. you need a time out.

my old man kicked it with the massive coronary. lights out in seconds. just like his own old man. i prolly go out that same way. yee haw! talk about living in suspense.

i interupt this frivolity to insert another joke: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's pecker. Angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "That bug sure had a big dick!"

bah! i like my definition better.