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the jewelry on janet jacsons floppy tit was weird enough but wtf is up with the streaker? dude has got scotch tape up his ass or sumpin.

did any of you see it? i only saw some still photos. i am digging the misogynism of having scantily clad babes play contact sports. and guess who won? team dream or team euphoria? who cares!

like your disbelief was totally suspended up until that point?

been there done that. they wont let you have anymore credit cards afterwards though.

yeah. they suck. dont use em for belaying yourself or anybody else.

all i gotta say is LAME BITCHES ARE SUCK. okay. yeah. i am better now. got me some testosterone from weightlifting and some nicotine from a coffin nail and im good to go.

that 'cooling off' period was well conceived i have to admit. i do not need to be back in prison. fukin a. i think i will go lift heavy shit. put it back down. then do it again. you know: get rid of some of this aggro energy.

and dont forget: steroids are bad. so lets go to mars. you know: to get technolology beyond nookaler power.

mmkay. you got some senioritis dude. just check the specs on a gibbs ascender and you will find mention of 'rope damage'. not good. (dont believe me. do a google or sumpin). and the fact is a gibbs ascender is 'spring loaded'. they basically suck for climbing needs since they dont have a handle and they require two hands to get them on and off a rope. and backing up one with a knot wont prevent rope damages. i dont understand reticence to believe that theyre dangerous. you guys got an extra chromosome or what? as for old school self belay: two locking carabiners with the rope tied to each with a clove hitch. pull out slack and alternate locking biners as the route dictates. you carry the rope in a pack on your back and it aint a bad idea to be tied in to the end. you need two hands so this is better used for aid climbing.

i dont get the elf depilation shit. wtf? like a christian griffith sprtclimber freak show. i thought some of the scenes dragged on way too long. i didnt want to see crying hobbits that much i guess.

further modifications. like a pair of bolt-ons or a nose job or sumpin.

gibbs aint known for 'shredding ropes'. oh no. it cuts it real clean like. with loads as low as 2000lbs. you dont 'understand' much. but thanks for resurrecting one of the worst fukin self belay methods.

i dont wonder. i choose to believe.

i know wtf a gibbs ascender is. and they will sever a rope if loaded dynamically. they are fukin notorious for it --ESPECIALLY the older ones. but dont believe me.

an ascender can cut a rope when dynamically loaded. so have fun self belaying wit that shit.

the recipe page is fukin funny: instant oatmeal and ramen and hot chocolate and tea. wow. i am underwhelmed. personally i see the small pot size as being a pain if youre melting snow for water. but thats just me.

honda 90cc trailbikes from hell! just in case you were wondering those trailbikes cant handle repeated jumps.

the boots that fit you are the best.

slubberdegullion you are for putting in the fag apostrophe

i dont have to go to no stinkin show to know i cannot live without one of them lighters that acts like a little torch. ya know: like to smoke crack with. those things fukin

people who hate.

watch some knuckleheads try a tow a car. some swearing so mind the kiddies.

yo. shoot a dead. then it.

fyi: vitamin c can act as a pro-oxidant too.

the bb gun battles are classic. reminds me too dart wars. we made darts by cutting q-tips in two and cutting the flat part off of pins then shoving it into the qtip shaft. the tube from a aluminum arrow was the blowgun. fukin things went in pretty deep. we stopped playin when one kid got it in the eye. we pulled it out no problem but we were scared to play anymore.