lummox

pixie sticks that have goten wet.

my childhood play with bullets suggests strongly that it is a bad idea to throw them in a fire or to hit them with a hammer. oh yeah. here is a little charmer idea: tape a marble on the end of a shotgun shell and drop it down a stairwell. i first saw that model of fun in high school when one dropped next to me at the basement level. luckily the dumbfukers who dropped it dint know enough to put a streamer or sumpin to direct how it landed. it landed sideways but dindt explode and i learned a new trick all at once. and the really kickass firebomb is an almost empty gas can on the campfire.

been there done that. i even set off a 22 round with a hammer one time. at least we duct taped a long stick to the hammer handle for safety. i am fukin lucky.

where is christina falls in bc?

i feel like i am high and i havent even been smokin. i just glanced at something with the teams playing the superbowl. i aint ver heard of the carolina team before. wtf they called? the 'thundercats' or sumpin?

i am floating along with some tosca today. the first cd from delhi9. i can pretty much attribute my being able to keep from going fukin postal today on the downtempo mood it brings on. payin fukin bills. contemplating the tax i owe. it can make a person aggro. did someone mention weekend? fukin a.

for sure there would have been a lot of finger pointing. prolly would have been bourkereevs fault still.

i am a dead cow. and a mechanically processed dead chicken. and generic brand cereal. and brown bananas. with some lettuce salad on the side. where does the coffee go?

uh. who cares what you call em. when the ropes look insanely thin you can still clip em one at a time. when the ropes look like accessory cord you have to clip two strands at a time.

joyridin kicks ass. til you get caught. sorry bout your shoes.

more funny shizzle from nerve.com i especially liked the one guys answer to "What drug is the best supplement to sex?": "Weed, probably. I dunno. Ecstasy is retarded. You're like, “Water is awesome”, “I love smelling.” It's stupid. Sober is the best way. Sober or drunk."

think man think. sell the clothes to locals or trade for some cheeba.

you have offered a cogent and thoughtful analysis of what the young mr yates experienced during the emotional decision making that ultimately lead to mr simpsons unfortunate injuries. it is interesting to note the small stature of the indigenous donkeys that the subsequent evacuation team utilized to carry the nonambulatory mr simpson out of the wilderness. though not comparable to the grasscutter ants ability to carry heavy loads the donkey is nevertheless quite an impressive 'beast of burden'. do i win the write like catbirdseat prize now? i woulda cut the rope and laughed maniacally as the fuker fell. then shagged his girlfriend and talk shit about him behind his back.

missed ya.

ya know it is unkewl to put up that link shit without any headsup as to what it will lead to. knock it the fuk off.

we bought unfiltered cigarettes from the vending machines at gas stations and chain smoked them before school and no one gave a shit. we got drunks to buy us malt liquor after school and got staggered in the public parks and didnt get an amberalert called out when were late coming home. we put rocks on the railroad tracks but never managed to derail one. it was no problem to buy spraypaint cans.

hmmm. blame is like a wiffle ball: easy to throw hard to aim and capable of stinging when it hits you.

materialism is another cancer of the patriarchal society.

life is full of dilemmas. fukin deal wit it.

my carharts fit right over the top of the boot.

blue. no yellow. AAAHHHHH!

they are pretty cheap to buy if you cant borrow one. even less at a used tool store.

supersize this: mickey-d founders wife died. in her will she has given away a lot of money. so f-in buy a cheezeburger and feel no guilt yall. from the latimes: "Now word that Mrs. Kroc has given $1.5 billion to the Salvation Army for 30 massive community centers across the country. That's one-and-a-half-billion dollars, as in billions of burgers sold. That's more money even than annoying lottery winners get in those poster-sized checks. Were we really paying that much more than those cheap McD burgers actually cost? One-thousand-five-hundred-million dollars. Checkbooks can't hold that many zeroes. It's hard to picture 1.5 billion anythings, let alone imagine it as money. And then giving it away. Enough to buy a mountain range of Happy Meals, hold the cynicism. One-point-five billion is one dollar for every human in China plus about seven Canadas and one Chicago. Laid end to end, 1.5 billion dollar bills would wrap around the Earth five times, with 17,000 miles of money left over. Except some bills might be gone by the time you came back around the equator."

timmy!

fyi: take the f-in cable modem to the return place and tell me you want off the system. they will offer you 6 months at 29.99.