elf ecoterrorist 'midnight rain' (aka rory smith of dubuque iowa) is caught in this photo in the act of completing the desecration of the iconic mt rushmore. mr smith was apprehended but 14 other elf members eluded capture by driving crosscountry in a stolen h2 hummer. the h2 hummer was later recovered in southern alberta canada. it was halfburned and the only evidence of the elf groups passage was five empty doritos bags and three crushed cans of sprite.