lummox

can you hurry up? the principal gets mad when im late for school.

so. do ya get more floaters when the shitter is full of oil rather than water?

your thingy is a lot bigger than my daddys.

i read about that shit in a harry potter book. aint nothin new.

check out homeboys stylie beach wear

break out the coppertone!

no sex before marriage. these areas --points to chest and crotch-- are off limits. i feel so much better about myself after losing all that weight. yur kina cute in a quirky way. my prosthetic leg is sure chaffing my stump today. ooooh. the itchin from these crabs is driving me crazy. at least i gots more teeth than my sister.

i aint even listening to pre 2000 music this week

i like pushing into em. they are like a giant tit.

if you are so tied into the whole julian thing with its overreaching patriarchal vibe then it is still winter for you on march 20.

i have used a daisy made from 6mm cord for a long time. i take about 15 feet of the shizzle and tie overhand knots every 6 inches or so (which reduces tensile strength by about 40% so fuk off if you think i dont kno alread) and tie it to my leg loops and harness loop with a waterknot. it is handy for aid climbing. sometimes i might wear it on long rock routes or climbing ice. most of the time i dont. the daisy can make adjusting a butt bag easy. aint nothing wrong with using cord instead of webbing for attaching yourself to an anchor but i wouldnt use it only: tie in with the lead rope.

the jewelry on janet jacsons floppy tit was weird enough but wtf is up with the streaker? dude has got scotch tape up his ass or sumpin.

did any of you see it? i only saw some still photos. i am digging the misogynism of having scantily clad babes play contact sports. and guess who won? team dream or team euphoria? who cares!

like your disbelief was totally suspended up until that point?

been there done that. they wont let you have anymore credit cards afterwards though.

yeah. they suck. dont use em for belaying yourself or anybody else.

all i gotta say is LAME BITCHES ARE SUCK. okay. yeah. i am better now. got me some testosterone from weightlifting and some nicotine from a coffin nail and im good to go.

that 'cooling off' period was well conceived i have to admit. i do not need to be back in prison. fukin a. i think i will go lift heavy shit. put it back down. then do it again. you know: get rid of some of this aggro energy.

and dont forget: steroids are bad. so lets go to mars. you know: to get technolology beyond nookaler power.

mmkay. you got some senioritis dude. just check the specs on a gibbs ascender and you will find mention of 'rope damage'. not good. (dont believe me. do a google or sumpin). and the fact is a gibbs ascender is 'spring loaded'. they basically suck for climbing needs since they dont have a handle and they require two hands to get them on and off a rope. and backing up one with a knot wont prevent rope damages. i dont understand reticence to believe that theyre dangerous. you guys got an extra chromosome or what? as for old school self belay: two locking carabiners with the rope tied to each with a clove hitch. pull out slack and alternate locking biners as the route dictates. you carry the rope in a pack on your back and it aint a bad idea to be tied in to the end. you need two hands so this is better used for aid climbing.

i dont get the elf depilation shit. wtf? like a christian griffith sprtclimber freak show. i thought some of the scenes dragged on way too long. i didnt want to see crying hobbits that much i guess.

further modifications. like a pair of bolt-ons or a nose job or sumpin.

gibbs aint known for 'shredding ropes'. oh no. it cuts it real clean like. with loads as low as 2000lbs. you dont 'understand' much. but thanks for resurrecting one of the worst fukin self belay methods.

i dont wonder. i choose to believe.

i know wtf a gibbs ascender is. and they will sever a rope if loaded dynamically. they are fukin notorious for it --ESPECIALLY the older ones. but dont believe me.